Simon

A half-wit jabbering popinjay. Owned by a dog

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@ArabellaSock @lickedspoon Home grown olives & local West country anchovies ?

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#dogwalk #woodmansterne

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#Woodmansterne #DungeonHill If you're not keen on spiders look away now. #ArgiopeBruennichi #NeosconaAdianta

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@ArabellaSock @Crew_Clothing Either that or PayPal. Cos I'm generous & kind hearted I'll give it until the weekend & if by then nothing has turned up I will follow the 'reclaim' route. Crew used to have a good reputation - no longer, at least not in my opinion.

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@crew_clothing To add insult to injury - after numerous calls to your helpdesk and a reorder/delivery arranged I get this message "MISSORTED TO INCORRECT DEPOT" what a shambles.

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@crew_clothing I am a 64 year old man. I placed an order for some items of men's clothing. Ystrday I received two frilly blouses :-( . Not what I was expecting. I have tried calling your Capetown based helpdesk but the phone signal renders it impossible to be understood. HELP !!

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The daily dog walk across Dungeon Hill (Woodmansterne) - there are dozens of these Neoscona adianta orb weaver spiders. Apparently a very localised species. Still no wasp spiders so far this year but I'm not giving up hope.

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@ArabellaSock What do you mean. The top one looks like my t-shirt after a spot of painting & decorating.

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@ArabellaSock I understand that mistakes happen but @Crew_Clothing 's helpdesk - being based in Capetown is of very little use. A combination of strong accents and appalling phone line means conversation is pointless.

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@YourBanstead @StuartBradyLab @reigatebanstead Pop over to Instagram for a few examples https://t.co/IyHugntvdY

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@YourBanstead @StuartBradyLab @reigatebanstead It isn't only fly-tipping per se. As much if not more rubbish is left at the re-cycling hubs in Reigate & Banstead than is fly-tipped elsewhere. This is a typical Monday morning at our local site. In spite of making our local politicians, of all flavours aware, nothing is done.

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I will vote today (by post). We sent a list of questions to each candidates but only received a reply from one. We haven't received any information (written or verbal) from the Green party or Labour & only a generic flyer from Reform. Complacent ?

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@Ladbrokes @AndyLi95585427

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@KateEMcCann "Add a statement look to your formal outfit" ;-)

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@StephSpyro

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@ArabellaSock I love jackdaws but fortunately they are all nesting in loftier chimneys than ours (bungalow). It's incredible, but within 30 secs of putting food out they spot it & are down. Top prize for observation goes to jackdaws, starlings & feral bastard pigeons.

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There are times when you are glad your wifi buffers.