Simon Christopher

Writer of speculative fiction, creator of theatre, grower of beards, speaker of heresies. I hope you enjoy my work!

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Simon Christopher @simontheheretic]

What's the betting #TeresaMay held #Trump's hand to stop him grabbing her by the #pussy? #maytrump #tinyhands #grabthembythepussy

[✨ @shxrlocked]

Sir Ian McKellen's sign is EVERYTHING
#WomensMarch

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Rest in peace #georgemichael. I've listened to your music my whole life. Thankyou for the good times, and godspeed.

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@GiveBloodNHS I'd love to but, alas, I've had sex this year. Now, despite having no STDs, my blood is still seen as dirty :( #filthygayblood

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Tax Fiddler on the Roof #NameaPenceMusical

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Just stopped a theft at Piccadilly @RainforestCafe. Thief was 5'4". I'm 6'7". He handed the goods right over. It was not his night.

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@mindbodycroydon Glad you enjoyed Black Beauty in Irons (I'm the director). Would you be interested in sharing any thoughts about the show?

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@batmurt Hi Mat, I'm bringing Black Beauty in Irons, my play about love, pride and kink, to @TheatreUtopia. Would you care for tickets?

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19 days until Black Beauty in Irons appears @TheatreUtopia in #Croydon. Come join us! #kinky #theatre https://t.co/4TWS4rAKvL

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At the @CriTheatre watching @ninaconti. Really interesting use of mask :D might be watching for the wrong reasons!

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Soho Books on Charing Cross Road is closing down. Very sad news for fans of artistic erotica.… https://t.co/T0v3HaTHuX

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Heading over to tye #ragfactory for an audition and rehearsal for Black Beauty in Irons. Maybe some promo shooting too. Let's #playitbyear

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It looks even artsier with a filter on it. One of my fave bookshops, #sohobooks, very kindly… https://t.co/oZb00fQoRR

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@GrumpyGayCritic Hi James, I'm directing Black Beauty in Irons at Croydon's Theatre Utopia 29/09-02/10. Could I send you a press release?

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@harlequinworks Theatre Utopia is in Croydon. Also I can't think of any other hashtags!

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Just got interviewed on @FubarRadio about animal roleplay and Black Beauty in Irons! Thanks guys! #theatreutopia #kink #Croydon

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Working on the race sequence from Black Beauty in Irons (with four of my favourite people).… https://t.co/M9P4XMFoEi

[Simon Christopher @simontheheretic]

Knifeplay scene in rehearsal with Black Beauty in Irons #bbiiplayldn #croydon #theatre… https://t.co/9SZnQ0XG36