Simon O'Keeffe

Proofreader, football writer, part-time Avenger, absolutely sending it.

[Simon O'Keeffe @simontokeeffe]

@TMIrelandHelp Sorry lads I've tried all of that already and nothing doing. Is the block just temporary?

[Simon O'Keeffe @simontokeeffe]

@TMIrelandHelp Hi lads, been locked out of my account for 'Unusual Browser Activity'. Can I get a DM to help rectify this?

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

Speculation whirls about identity of man Nadine Dorries claims controls British politics

https://t.co/lbBymPYzYL

[Simon O'Keeffe @simontokeeffe]

"Yeah I spoke to loads - you wouldn't know them though, they go to a different school."

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

🗣 "I had a lot of conversations with the LGBTQ community when I was there... They felt it was the safest World Cup they'd had for a long time."

David Beckham says he was 'proud' to be an ambassador for the 2022 World Cup in Qatar 🇶🇦🏆

[Simon O'Keeffe @simontokeeffe]

Anyway, Jordan, enjoy the money. 👍

[Simon O'Keeffe @simontokeeffe]

@McQueirns Allardyce and Keane rocking up at teams all over the British Isles.

[Simon O'Keeffe @simontokeeffe]

The Tory media watching Joe Biden having a great time in Ireland.

[Peter Brookes @BrookesTimes]

My cartoon Thursday @TheTimes. Where the emphasis of Blarney Biden’s visit lies. `#JoeBiden #Ireland

[Simon O'Keeffe @simontokeeffe]

@shockproofbeats Much obliged 🙏

[Simon O'Keeffe @simontokeeffe]

Brian Kerr invading other Virgin Media shows tonight to rant some more about Stephen Kenny.

[Simon O'Keeffe @simontokeeffe]

Imagine being this much of a worthless scumbag that you think racially abusing children is acceptable.

[FAIreland @FAIreland]

FAI condemns online abuse of Ireland underage players

Full statement ➡️ https://t.co/Bpesa2casG

[Simon O'Keeffe @simontokeeffe]

Thanks Pfizer

[Simon O'Keeffe @simontokeeffe]

Gianni Infantino demanding to know how Salt Bae got onto the pitch.

[Times Sport @TimesSport]

The images taken of Salt Bae participating in celebrations, widely shared on social media, attracted ridicule and criticism due to players looking confused, and even angry, at his attempts to impose himself amid the festivities https://t.co/J4BWfOwC6H

[Simon O'Keeffe @simontokeeffe]

Enoch Burke the first ever person to be evicted from Mountjoy for being a dose.

[Mark Tighe @MarkLTighe]

Judge O'Moore orders Enoch Burke's release after finding he was using his ongoing imprisonment for contempt of court to his advantage. Points out the state was paying for his incarceration and his full teacher's salary at the same time too.

[Simon O'Keeffe @simontokeeffe]

Still can't believe Messi's running around out there stealing the attention from the real heroes of the final, Gianni Infantino and Salt Bae.

[George Hook @ghook]

I invariably ask people with a different accent or of a different colour, - "where are you from?" Am I a racist?

[Simon O'Keeffe @simontokeeffe]

It's always reassuring to see an unhinged weirdo with a messiah complex in a position of power.

[Rob Harris @RobHarris]

FIFA President Gianni Infantino at news conference in Qatar: “Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker”

[Simon O'Keeffe @simontokeeffe]

Well...this is awkward.

[Simon O'Keeffe @simontokeeffe]

What's going on in the UK this week is pretty much the political equivalent of that time Mario Balotelli set off fireworks in his own bathroom.

[Nadhim Zahawi @nadhimzahawi]

When I was Chancellor, I saw a preview of what Boris 2.0 would look like. He was contrite & honest about his mistakes. He’d learned from those mistakes how he could run No10 & the country better.
With a unified team behind him, he is the one to lead us to victory & prosperity 2/2