Simon Tyrrell

[Simon Tyrrell @simontyrrell]

@parnellpalme Wow... This is one of the worst articles I have ever read...

Scott is a man who actively protects rapists and people who wank on people's desks...

And you think she should be "civil"?!

She can do what she wants as long as its not harming others (unlike some of ScoMo's mates).

[Simon Tyrrell @simontyrrell]

@SheilaJeffreys evening Sheila, please settle an arguement for me, do you consider 'TERF' to be a slur?

[Simon Tyrrell @simontyrrell]

@SydneyAirport with state borders shutting, is it still possible to transit Melb-Syd on my way to China?

[Simon Tyrrell @simontyrrell]

@GlenJenningsAU hopefully the ghost of Edward Said returns to deal with this official Arsenal CNY video...

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

🇨🇳 With #ChineseNewYear approaching...

...we wanted to wish all our Chinese fans around the world a very special celebration 🎉

[Simon Tyrrell @simontyrrell]

@HarvardIOP Clearly not a demographic you're interested in given Lewandowski is a fellow...

[Kevin Rudd @MrKRudd]

The Murdoch media, as usual, is full of crap. Murdoch campaigned to kill the NBN in 2013 with his coalition partner, Malcolm Turnbull, because it was a commercial threat to Foxtel. And then Turnbull killed the NBN (fibre to the premises) as instructed. That's why the NBN failed.

[Simon Tyrrell @simontyrrell]

@Optus Just tried this link now, to check my balance and pay my bill, and this is what I get.

Still haven't been able to check my data in 3 weeks

[Simon Tyrrell @simontyrrell]

@Optus Does your myaccount ever work? Had a mobile bb service a week and only once has the balance check worked. Tonight's a new low

[Simon Tyrrell @simontyrrell]

@Shannonimity yes but "Occupied feta" sounds more like a car park though... Maybe "Phonetician feta" works? Etymology is good too

[Simon Tyrrell @simontyrrell]

@Shannonimity Well, the cheese part takes minutes, it really is finding the Iranian / Dane / Bulgarian to name the cheese that is hard

[Simon Tyrrell @simontyrrell]

@Shannonimity Feta is THE easiest cheese to make! Milk, saucepan, lemon, tea towel, 30 minutes! An Iranian to make it Persian is optional

[Simon Tyrrell @simontyrrell]

Post-sausage photo taken by my local Greens candidate #greens16 #ausvotes https://t.co/h6Jm5y9RGK

[Simon Tyrrell @simontyrrell]

@Shannonimity Yeah I know. But it just seemed too cheesy of a tie-in to miss the opportunity...

[Simon Tyrrell @simontyrrell]

@Shannonimity Reference for Bronze age (current or post) non-Australians:
https://t.co/1dpanlb5Ce

[Simon Tyrrell @simontyrrell]

@Shannonimity Ballistic? Proto-ballistic missiles contained copper: https://t.co/gaXtIDPNyP Don't see no stone rocks in there #BronzeAgeLyfe

[Simon Tyrrell @simontyrrell]

@Shannonimity Can you say that again? I missed it because I was going too fast in my bronze age chariot... https://t.co/xIyJPP0l11

[Simon Tyrrell @simontyrrell]

@Shannonimity Small time bullshit. Work smarter, not harder. This is why you'll never make management. #BronzeAgeLife

[Simon Tyrrell @simontyrrell]

@MorrisseyNews He's a fool. I regret buying his albums now. Cats are part of one of the greatest modern extinctions. http://t.co/5OJqpE1aOv

[Simon Tyrrell @simontyrrell]

@davegraney Morning Dave, was talking with a friend the other day, and we were wondering what you do with your time? Do you have a day job?