Simon

director, pun enthusiast

[Kiran @KiranTheNomad]

Marvin Gaye did not have a single clue what was going on in the world lmaooooo

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

For the sake of making myself as unlikable as possible with the MAGA community, to whatever extent MAGA is still a thing or a community right now, I've decided to do a short thread tackling the most common misconceptions they seem to have about Europe.🧵

[Simon @simonwaldock]

@RestPoliticsUS @KattyKay_ @Scaramucci @KattyKay_ I totally disagree with your take on Britain & the class system, you've clearly been away too long. My partner is Canadian & had a citizenship ceremony for her at Hackney Town hall and it was exactly as you describe in the US. It's extremely inclusive and welcoming.

[Simon @simonwaldock]

@UPS_UK I have never experienced such bad customer service. Parcel stuck in customs for almost 2 weeks, I have called every day but just get fobbed off by phone support. What do I have to do to pay the import duties and get the parcel to me???

[Simon @simonwaldock]

It's January 1 and they are playing a playlist of just four Christmas songs on loop in JFK. This is 2024.

[Simon @simonwaldock]

@captain_tickler @mordecooooool @sqwerms @TheCinesthetic Yep as soon as Negan was actually introduced it fell off a cliff

[Simon @simonwaldock]

@PeterWaldock @Kitconcepts2 Thought you were downsizing

[Joy Waldock @joyw44]

We are gearing up to a busy weekend of walking, cycling and remembering my sister, Ruth. If you are on the #LeedsLiverpoolcanal towpath this weekend look out for us - fundraising for #MarieCurieBradford @BradfordHospice https://t.co/uIixUK4tSR

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Please take two mins to watch this video from the TUC depicting how political decisions since 2010 have all but destroyed our once-great NHS, as waiting lists have soared from 4 to 7.5 million. It’s heartbreaking 😔

[Simon @simonwaldock]

After a well fought battle, my auntie Ruth passed away earlier this year. In her memory we're walking the 60 miles Leeds/Liverpool canal &fundraising for the hospice that gave her such fantastic care towards the end of her life, if you can spare anything. https://t.co/7XE42D4Gfx

[Joy Waldock @joyw44]

We are doing a sponsored 60 mile walk in memory of my sister, Ruth. Marie Curie Hospice in Bradford @BradfordHospice were so caring and supportive of her and all her family and friends. Please support us if you can https://t.co/X3Jnyspbnl?

[Joy Waldock @joyw44]

Please have a look at this and sign the petition.....suicide rates are still far too high and Samaritans are working hard to help bring the rate down. Thank you for reading. https://t.co/keAn38KddQ

[Simon @simonwaldock]

Don't think we're out of the job just yet

[Tommy @_TommyMason]

AI is coming for your job… https://t.co/NCMSDR1tLB

[Siqi Chen @blader]

the future is going to be very weird.

but i would absolutely watch the wes anderson remake of the matrix

[Lucy Moore @LucyMooreStudio]

I cannot stop watching this Thorne Travel advert from 2014. Peak @AccidentalP

[Simon @simonwaldock]

@craigheathcote The classic ref for this is documentaries by Errol Morris like The Thin Blue Line, if that's not too old for you!

[Simon @simonwaldock]

Just to confirm I won't be appearing on BBC Sport today.

[Jackson Hayes @jacksonhvisuals]

"We need to frame for a 9:16 deliverable as well"

[Simon @simonwaldock]

@AIRCOM_CSEL 👌