Simon Wheatley ✊

Product @WordPressVIP at @Automattic, jumping WordPress through hoops for you. European. In love with @carolynwillitts ❤️ (He/him) @[email protected]

[Simon Wheatley ✊ @simonwheatley]

I know nothing about any of this but the whole thing and the other thing and all this stuff sure is fascinating and terrifying.

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Beep

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Tick tick.

[Simon Wheatley ✊ @simonwheatley]

@crushgear @WordPressVIP *memories*

[Simon Wheatley ✊ @simonwheatley]

Just keeping things ticking over.

[WordPress VIP @WordPressVIP]

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[Simon Wheatley ✊ @simonwheatley]

Very proud that my company, @automattic, has made a significant donation to this grant fund. Exciting to see what ideas and innovations can be brought out of the lab and into the world through this funding 🎉🌎

[Fifty Years @fiftyyears]

1/ Solutions to the climate crisis are already here. But they're stuck in academic labs.

Often, after the basic science is done, there’s just a little more work needed to show the science has commercial potential. But no one funds this!

Introducing Manifest Climate!

[WordPress.com @wordpressdotcom]

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[Automattic @automattic]

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[Simon Wheatley ✊ @simonwheatley]

@crouchingbadger OMG

[Simon Wheatley ✊ @simonwheatley]

Is anyone else going to Goldfrapp in Manchester tonight?

[Simon Wheatley ✊ @simonwheatley]

@kazdoodle @Moinscachange @MENnewsdesk I think at least Oswald Road and St John's.

[Simon Wheatley ✊ @simonwheatley]

@jameshannah Come over and wow us some time x

[Simon Wheatley ✊ @simonwheatley]

The Russian situation is giving bald guys everywhere a bad name.

[Simon Wheatley ✊ @simonwheatley]

Nom-semantic post in order to maintain activity levels on my Twitter account.

[Shreyas Doshi @shreyas]

Trying to collect a list of PM communities out there (any level, any location). If you are a part of a PM community, reply below if you can 🙏🏾

[Simon Wheatley ✊ @simonwheatley]

@walkers_crisps We found a heart shaped crisp! #lovefromwalkers

[Antonia Bance MP @antoniabance]

Reminder: we know how to end rough sleeping, and have (near-as-dammit) done it twice recently in the UK: in the 2000s, and in about two weeks flat in March 2020.

Takes two things: political commitment and money (not actually all that much in the grand scheme of things)

[Simon Wheatley ✊ @simonwheatley]

@RobTopGames Geometry Dash is crashing on launch on my son’s iPad. Is this a known issue, please?

[Simon Wheatley ✊ @simonwheatley]

@JoeTheDough On Windows?