Simon Yeates

[Simon Yeates @simonyeates]

@BeCo74 Burt Bacharach did his best to discourage her in the early days, bless him.

[Simon Yeates @simonyeates]

@lovely_plot I named this the "Polish flower"because it reminds me of the Polish flag. I had one in my garden, I pruned it and it died. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Simon Yeates @simonyeates]

@prodnose They've never made a bad record

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@TheStingisBack Great film

[Simon Yeates @simonyeates]

@LucythePug1110 @thebowlerhatman I suppose what they failed to sell ended up in the trash and taken away by the dumpster

[Simon Yeates @simonyeates]

@fesshole 🤣🤣🤣

[Simon Yeates @simonyeates]

@fesshole this is generally what happens when one gets a haircut.

[Simon Yeates @simonyeates]

@fesshole Shocking amount of sugar in Fruit Shoots

[Simon Yeates @simonyeates]

@realjahwobble Sounds great, Tinydesk Stockport style

[Simon Yeates @simonyeates]

@prodnose Never understood the idea of keeping the seat warm for the celeb whose turn it is 🤷🏼

[Simon Yeates @simonyeates]

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@cptstax 2002

[Simon Yeates @simonyeates]

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Honda E worth over £36k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th December. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/WRf0XVmqvy

[CWU @CWUnews]

A message to the public from a Postie: 'For 500 years we've been there for you, now we need you to be there for us.'

#StandByYourPost

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

No one:

Every Arctic Monkeys song for the last 5 years:

[Simon Yeates @simonyeates]

@ceruleanblue245 @bongosaloon @MikeLindup Always assumed that would be Boon playing guitar. Was he not present on this session?

[Kevin Bowmer @heed_the_baal]

Remember this? @Conservatives are hoping we have forgotten, so please don't spoil it for them by retweeting.

[Simon Yeates @simonyeates]

@edplaysdrums @JamesFox33 😂😂

[simon day @simonday]

World class