Simo

Disaster incarnate.
(pfp: @kieropup)

[Simo @simopop_]

i'd like everyone to know i can still beat my brother at chess. a true champion.

[Simo @simopop_]

just beat my 9yo brother at chess, feeling good 👍

[rune sword @runesword1]

explosion at the health potion factory, 0 dead, 0 injured

[Simo @simopop_]

@ShazzyZang21 I'm sorry brother but this one is outlandish lmfao.

Actually, Woman, you are being shallow and at risk of falling for an Alpha's Trap for not wanting to "take a chance" on men with situations that usually signal red flags!! What if they are such Nice Guys like me!!

[Balatro @BalatroGame]

Not a lot of people know this, but the prices in the shop are in Canadian Dollars.

[Simo @simopop_]

It's always the small kindnesses from strangers that make a day feel less grim, for me

[whalefact @awhalefact]

it takes a big man to admit when he’s wrong but it takes an even bigger man to hold a whale like a little tiny baby

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Everybody you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles

[Simo @simopop_]

Trying to wean my 6-year-old brother off of content-farm brainrot Youtube without using parental controls.

God help me.

[h0esmad @pl4yboib4rbie]

sorry i didn’t text you back i have writers block

[kingg ( ´_ゝ`) @kingaza_]

Everyone should recycle their OCs into every universe they make. It’s only right.

[Simo @simopop_]

Certified Seniorpop 🎂

[The Indie Stone @theindiestone]

Build 42 UNSTABLE has arrived for #ProjectZomboid! Find out what's in it, what's coming soon, and how you can join in the testing here: https://t.co/WEcnGbxaIg

[Simo @simopop_]

@MiamiOverlord pov: talice just agreed to a really mean goat

[Simo @simopop_]

Rip this morning to the goodest pup ❤�� Retiring from a thriving 14yr career of being a cutiepie

[Simo @simopop_]

"I want to live as the Toronto gays do" I have never seen this man so personally affected. Touched his soul

[Simo @simopop_]

The queer experience is bonding with your therapist over your mutual despair of zero queer nightlife in your city

[Blakee🛸👻🦖 @pokenerd1111]

Don’t you fucking dare speak that way to dantdm he’s 10x the man you’ll ever be bitch. Trayaurus would fuck you up.

[Simo @simopop_]

@fluffyenjoyer i can't remember the last time i watched a movie

[Simo @simopop_]

@MiamiOverlord what the fuck