Simon Page™

I like my covfefe how I like my women. Certified Human Bean.

Creative, humourist, Non-Hipster, South African, media interactor & creator and cricket fan.

[Simon Page™ @Simpags]

But wait, there's a new episode of Game of Thrones and Endgame is still in cinemas... and there's also a royal baby too. And Trump. Don't worry about this at all. Not at all.
https://t.co/l4nxiWZFGX

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@simpingbc @itsdbtalks You sound like a lovely human being (unless you're a bot...)

[Rory Sutherland @rorysutherland]

Thirty years ago, London was not only a better place to earn money, it was also a vastly better place to spend it. The first has been eroded by property costs, the second by a mix of online shopping, vastly improved smaller cities, etc.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Oxford Street will officially be pedestrianised from Monday 26 October

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

On a packed train with my family. Couple across the aisle both alternatively playing social media videos on speakers at full volume. Managed not to say anything until the woman started playing a documentary about serial killers. I'm here with my daughter.

I politely said "please could you turn it down it's not appropriate." To which she replied "I'm sure she's heard worse at school." I said that really wasn't her call to make and in general could she please reduce the volume.

Her response "Its a public train for heavens sake".

For me that's exactly why it is anti social (and what headphones were invented for). I'm wondering which one of us is out of kilter on this?

Ps I should note she did thankfully reduce the volume and we all left it there.

[Matthew Stadlen @MatthewStadlen]

A contender for the most shocking and revolting comment ever expressed on British television

[Perks @perksverse]

Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt drops a chilling warning on AI's future

"Within 5 years, AI could handle infinite context, chain-of-thought reasoning for 1000-step solutions, and millions of agents working together.

Eventually, they'll develop their own language... and we won't understand what they're doing."

His final words: "Pull the plug."

This is the man who ran Google talking about the singularity.

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@dolyak0 @RopesToInfinity The legal system cares, for one.

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@natprotocols @RopesToInfinity Would you be so proud to write this with your actual name attached to it?

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@YouWontLikeThi5 @cory And you know that by looking at a photo? Feel free to elaborate using logic.

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@AltAfrikaner @cheryl901678113 Can you provide the evidence?

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@Gurney814683 @KarlPritch86 Interesting statement to make if you've never had to experience Nazism.

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@The_Anglo_Saxon @KarlPritch86 The two signs of an anonymous account:
Can't spell or use grammar correctly.
Immediately insulting the person they disagree with.

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@Iam_RFX @KarlPritch86 You've just met me. How can you tell if I'm an Englishman, out of curiosity?

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@strikedave4 It's always the anonymous accounts with the insults.

[Horror Mike🚀👹 @TheHorrorMike]

@_meetMrMarz People in 2026

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@ISephara Most of the country looks very different to this.
I travelled around Ethiopia for 1 month a few years ago, for context.

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@PeterWhiteThD @SamCKx Reported.

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@JakeWSimons Yes, because the last mayor who became PM and was elected was a roaring success...

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@drhutter @amritadunn Unhinged.

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@GarethCliff Trump apologist alert.