🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The first huge simping event of quarantine has happened. class of ‘24 London Weiss has asked class of ‘26 Ashlynn Odom to make out!
source: Logan Day
🚨🚨UPDATE!: The owner of this account has recently fought off corona and is back to posting updates to simping throughout dis hoe, have fun:). Semifinals out now!
🚨🚨UPDATE!: After the first round of the World Simp Championships, we have had some upsets...and some blowouts! Take a look at the new bracket starting the second round!
🚨🚨 BREAKING!: The Simp Sadness Bracket has emerged from the dark and is ready to Crown a champ! Voting will be done in a special group chat or comment on this post if you want to see your buddy make it a couple rounds⬇️.
🚨🚨BREAKING!: It has come to the team here at SimpCenter HQs attention that London Weiss (5-Time Leaderboard Finalist) has now been the only simp in Yukon, Oklahoma to have not left the board so far, which we have awarded him with a Full-Ride scholarship to Simp University!
🚨🚨BREAKING!: SimpCenter is holding a 12-man bracket filled with the greatest simps in Yukon, Oklahoma to replace the devastating loss of March Madness! Voting will be done in a gc to see who passes each rounds and updates will be every Wednesday at 7:09 (6:69)
🚨BREAKING:Recent evidence shows that Logan Day has been going after 3 girls at once! Also trading with Mayson Cohee and supposedly crying over her. Via Baker
🚨ALSO BREAKING:The most recent #1 on the simp boards back again looking to retain the #1 spot! Hanging out with Maggie Hutchison,Jordyn Jackson and Presley Bryant! Let’s not forget he also went back to 7th grader Molly this week🤔
🚨🚨UPDATE!: Starting off the night 2/2 for London Weiss! What could be a new relationship in the making..or just a hookup, who knows!.. find out next time, on SimpCenter. Coming to you live, from Yukon, Oklahoma!
Reports via SimpCenter Leakers
🚨🚨UPDATE!: New evidence has surfaced which further shows London simping towards a 6th grader...yes you heard that right. Reports via SC Leaks Department