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Keeping it virtual (between a crematorium and a dildo shop)

switched to @[email protected]

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Well, I have Masta_Done_It

switched to @[email protected] if you want to follow. have fun y'all

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Jagged

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Storm

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Hardy

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mellon

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Indeed

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Hippocampal

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paste

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curtains

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apple

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@dmoshriver recognise anyone? (recognise lots of the places)

[Jolyon Rubinstein @JolyonRubs]

🚨🚨DALE MAILY reports from the front line of the Invasion. Folkestone, Kent. In THE ASYLUM REPORT🚨🚨

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@_NatashaDevon @JolyonRubs the man with the gammony views? that's all of them!

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Everything happening on Twitter now is a lot easier to understand if you‘ve ever had a younger sibling that invented a game and added a new rule every time they started losing.

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@eluxoso I'm going to see if my jaiku account is still active

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@WanderingGaia and UK - the media class convinced everyone that Corbyn was a danger and that Johnson was a lovable baffoon.

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@BBC and sadly so easily lost

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@RupertMyers Stewart Lee knew it https://t.co/m5ALgRJsxO

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Shell made £90million a day in profits during the last quarter. Fortunately we don’t need to take any of it in tax because we can just cut public services instead.