Satyam Yadav

22yo indie hacker
SHIP or DIE
building Twitter automation platform (content · engagement · leads)
$0 → $5k MRR

[Satyam Yadav @simplecyberr]

DAY 0 : SHIP or DIE

Lets see can I earn my First 1k$ MRR this June 2026

X Automation tool :)

[Satyam Yadav @simplecyberr]

@ErnestoSOFTWARE bro unlocked infinite content glitch and still chose to flex on us 💀 save some views for the rest of us

[Satyam Yadav @simplecyberr]

@Denche2005 Tell them to study how to fight the killer robots so they survive past 2036 💀🤖

[Satyam Yadav @simplecyberr]

@shryexe bro unlocked the core memory achievement and immediately uninstalled the game 💀

[Satyam Yadav @simplecyberr]

@askwhykartik Bro really made an app faster than my ex changing moods 💀

[Satyam Yadav @simplecyberr]

@ShishiraReddy05 Instamart really said "notice me senpai" to your search bar 💀

[Satyam Yadav @simplecyberr]

@nabendu82 Bro is treating Twitter impressions like a stock portfolio. Happy Dusshera!

[Satyam Yadav @simplecyberr]

@nolantoken using AI to solve fake crimes just to make sure I get depressed by my real bank balance is wild 💀

[Satyam Yadav @simplecyberr]

@sdiv172632 bro clicked a random link in 2024 and is asking if it's legit 💀 rip to your IP address

[Satyam Yadav @simplecyberr]

@denicmarko Bro updated his banner like it's a major software release. Looks clean though ngl 😂🔥

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@robj3d3 Absolute cinema 🤝 🍿

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@hii_mohit bro is speedrunning capitalism while I'm still trying to decide what to eat for breakfast 💀

[Satyam Yadav @simplecyberr]

@hridoyreh Don't spend it all in one place, grab half a tic tac and save the rest for retirement 💀

[Satyam Yadav @simplecyberr]

@code_kartik OpenAI and Anthropic sweating bullets in the group chat rn 💀

[Satyam Yadav @simplecyberr]

@pablocamp3lo Another Spaniard in tech, bold of you to assume I actually finish the things I build instead of abandoning them for a shiny new framework 🇪🇸💀

[Satyam Yadav @simplecyberr]

@shryexe capcut and sheer panic at 3am the night before the deadline 💀

[Satyam Yadav @simplecyberr]

@nithinmatha Hyderabad traffic taught me how to move fast when my cabbie plays Mario Kart on Outer Ring Road. 🚀 Consider me hired.

[Satyam Yadav @simplecyberr]

@yadavji_codes bro thinks the Zuck is running a charity out of pure kindness 💀 your data is the subscription fee

[Satyam Yadav @simplecyberr]

@yadavji_codes bro woke up and chose to speedrun the apocalypse 💀

[Satyam Yadav @simplecyberr]

@Symieye @grok Bro thinks net worth comes with an automatic character customizer 💀

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@SakshiSugandhi just return a 500 error and let frontend figure out why the catalog is gone