Andre

[Andre @Simpleesafe]

@Polymarket Dudes got a lot of balls trying that

[Andre @Simpleesafe]

On today’s pardon my take @PardonMyMeme @PardonMyTake

[Andre @Simpleesafe]

@BillSimmons

[Andre @Simpleesafe]

@CaltrainAlerts @Caltrain northbound train WiFi not working

[Deva Hazarika @devahaz]

Eileen Gu growing up in Sea Cliff and being the villain and Alysa Liu growing up in Richmond and being the hero is perfect scriptwriting

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: US job numbers were revised down by -1,029,000 jobs in 2025, the largest annual revision in at least 20 years.

This follows downward revisions of -818,000 in 2024 and -306,000 in 2023.

In total, -2,153,000 jobs have been revised out of initially reported data over the last 3 years.

Since 2019, -2,500,000 jobs have been erased from official data, with negative revisions occurring in 6 of the last 7 years.

By comparison, 2009-2010 combined downward revisions were roughly -1,200,000.

What is happening with US labor market data?

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"U.S workers are taking home the smallest share of the economic pie since the feds started collecting the data in 1947," per MorePerfectUnion

[Andre @Simpleesafe]

@StanfordSteve82 @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter listening to pardon my take today and it reminded me of your annual wing/bar. For SF I would highly recommend Kezar pub. Best wings in the city.

[Andre @Simpleesafe]

Sorry about Jayden @PFTCommenter but at least Shedeur is on 300 watch 👀

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

HOF celebration. The timing on that was immaculate

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

“The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:31

[Andre @Simpleesafe]

@CoinbaseSupport do I have to pay my credit card balance for my Coinbase one credit card if you haven’t provided me a statement? Bill is due tomorrow.

[The Antihero @YourBoy_KG]

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

[Andre @Simpleesafe]

@sama What if I’m very interested in keeping our planet alive by not using a ton of fossil fuels to make this work?

[Andre @Simpleesafe]

Daniel Jones @Colts #ColtsVsBroncos

[Andre @Simpleesafe]

@JakeMarsh18 This is way better than the rules analyst. Please get rid of Gene.

[Andre @Simpleesafe]

@PardonMyTake

[Andre @Simpleesafe]

@elonmusk You didn’t use AI at all to help launch that into space? 🤔

[Andre @Simpleesafe]

@BarstoolBigCat Folks, we haven’t seen an arch this bad since the Kelce engagement night

[Andre @Simpleesafe]

@stoolpresidente Donatos and flyers!