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instawham @/simplegabe

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twitter sucks. instagram sucks. please follow me on both

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My main goal in life is to be on hot ones with sean evans. And if yours isnt the same, are you really aspiring for greatness?

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Mirror mirror on the wall, watch the sweat drip down my balls. #ahskeetskeetmuthafucka

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@realDoughKnight Never forget the scariest boss battle to ever exist

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They’re banning juuls? This is why I should have voted. #ripjuul

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Ever get home and take the most EPIC shit, and all you’re left thinking is “glad I didn’t fart at work”

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Never been a big fan of celebrating my own birthday, but my mom sure does get a kick out of it. Happy birthday to me, mama

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@Kul_len That is not the Jedi way

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@IvanWB_

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Yeah. Sex is alright. But have you ever played skate 3?

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I just ented to win TWO Rifles from @ClassicFirearm. I could win the M14 Rifle & M72B1 RPK-Style Rifle #gungiveaway #winagun #oldandnew #pewpew #guncontest #winarifle #riflegiveaway #jamesriverarmory #ak47 #m14 Enter Here - https://t.co/cLCpjhMZfs

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Her: He’s probably thinking about other girls
Me: Tom Holland improvised his death scene in Infinity War

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The person™️: Hey! 👋🏻
My brain, fighting for the greater good: NO we are NOT doing this again have you learned NOTHING?
My dumbfuck heart: ....but,,

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*eats 3 day old jelly bean off the ground* Bless this mess

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When I die, bury me. But no coffin. #biodegradable

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Watching a 3 hour long podcast>social interaction

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It's not completely dissembled, but pretty close

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This is not a threat; a promise.

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Mississistletoe

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@Idubbbz I dont believe you