Simon Moreno

Learning to laugh at myself more and more each day. If I don't, someone else will.

[Simon Moreno @simplesimon_27]

Happy Birthday Christee! http://t.co/Lt1Xgjb20z

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Watermelon Margritas!! http://t.co/exmnNCM407

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Spurs Beatin' that ass like it owes them money.

[Chelsea Jones @ChelseaJones90]

LeBron looks like that kid on the playground that automatically doesn't wanna play anymore because their losing.

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Just posted a photo http://t.co/PXSKGwP2al

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Just hung out with Lil Wayne! http://t.co/szcyoOIL9V

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Pretty sure my friend @AnnaLouRobbins just gave Lil Wayne a fake number. Will post pics later.

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Christine and Matt!! http://t.co/DL0PwKiL1m

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Is it awesome or not that I can't get a beer because the bartender broke the seal? @andmatthewsaid @mcmgolfer8 @tandyking @BenStrikesBack

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Me and Linds!! http://t.co/RxOWmNOC7w

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@mcmgolfer8 @andmatthewsaid @tandyking @BenStrikesBack 🎶 Reunited and it feels so good🎶

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Happy St. Patricks Day! 🍀🍀🍀 http://t.co/YvaT4AbCzq

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Jolene! http://t.co/VoEGugjEDZ

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The reason for my hangover. http://t.co/2wrSBvKtN4

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Janet! http://t.co/Q17iQg0YcD

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Just posted a photo http://t.co/jWYvey7uy5

[Simon Moreno @simplesimon_27]

After her husband swallowed a Jell-O shot like a champ, she said tonight I'm gonna scream "eat me like a Jell-O shot." Priceless.

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Happy Birthday Misti!!! http://t.co/oUzi02rYgH

[Scott Hoying @scotthoying]

NEW VIDEO!!! SAY SOMETHING! We love you @AGreatBigWorld :) http://t.co/sbPESLuv34

[Simon Moreno @simplesimon_27]

Nothing makes a room feel emptier than wanting someone in it.