simple

Where the superfluous go to die.

[simple @simplesolanaapp]

@saylor and @brian_armstrong

the crypto markets are coming to collect your bad debt and there's nothing you can do about it

your enormous liquidity injection is much appreciated

humanity learned from the 2008 financial crisis

$BTC doesn't allow bad debt

fuck you

[simple @simplesolanaapp]

@saylor put more into $BTC than he can afford to lose

[simple @simplesolanaapp]

AI is calculator^6

[simple @simplesolanaapp]

@brian_armstrong did trading fees based on volume based on $BTC price math assuming a $BTC floor price of $60,000

he didn't do any cryptography

[simple @simplesolanaapp]

@PeterSchiff please tell me you'll pick up at least 1 of @saylor's 95% discounted bitcoin:native

the community would absolutely love you for it, you would be our hero

[simple @simplesolanaapp]

@saylor will either have to file for bankruptcy and lose 100% of his $BTC or lose 95% of his $BTC and stay solvent, he will have to choose the latter

it will take however long a $42B drawdown takes, but it will happen

[lil retard @comic]

Can someone explain why $MSTR has 1,500 employees when all they do is press sell on their stock and buy bitcoin at the worst price possible?

Pretty sure you can ask any 25 year old retard to top blast the top of BTC for you and he could do it for free

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@saylor @Strategy bro is the supercycle exit liquidity

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@saylor, @brian_armstrong, and @fundstrat are the new Richard S. Fuld, Jr.

[simple @simplesolanaapp]

@brian_armstrong will go down in history as making ethereum:native irrelevant and @saylor will go down in history as losing the most money the fastest on bitcoin:native

[simple @simplesolanaapp]

@theprivacycash and @base

[simple @simplesolanaapp]

@theprivacycash congrats, y'all just shorted ethereum:native to zero

[simple @simplesolanaapp]

blockchain is cool bc you can find bad debt before they rug you

[simple @simplesolanaapp]

Solana is endgame.

[simple @simplesolanaapp]

+ code is now open-source

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papa juss launched on mainnet-beta

Feeling like this: https://t.co/Xnjthv4HfM

[simple @simplesolanaapp]

In a Siamese Dream typa mood

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It's insane how good life is.

[simple @simplesolanaapp]

TradFi is a damn headache to use.

[simple @simplesolanaapp]

I actually salt & pepper it and it's kindof tasty

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Been slippin face first onto broken glass and CHOMPIN