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@bennettoford Can't be hurt this year [because I missed the entry window entirely]

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This would be an interesting reason why Iowa’s cancer rates are skyrocketing. The Iowa food palette is essentially “does this have cracked pepper? Because this is really spicy”

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Study reveals regularly eating spicy food is associated with a lower risk of death from cancer, heart disease, and lung disease.

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@Steven_Hyden Should have splurged on the cassette tape

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At least we have those really cool AI Filters on Instagram!!

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Meta’s AI data center in Cheyenne, Wyoming, has been caught infecting the town’s water supply with deadly bacteria.

Officials say wastewater from Meta’s AI data center flooded the town’s water pipes with the bacterium Cupriavidus gilardii, and they found the company violated industrial waste regulations.

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Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is "urgent"

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@JomiAdeniran Should have taken advantage of that Hydration Break - brought to you by Powerade

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@jowrotethis @VanLathan Holy shit what

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Big Day for @IdahoPotato

[Anonymous @YourAnonOne]

👽 #BREAKING: Department of War releases third batch of UFO and potential alien life files.

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@DavidAFrench I hit a 81-1 record and I can’t begin to describe the resentment of being that close

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@jowrotethis @BenjaminSolak FRIENDS OF THE POD MONTH GOING ABSOLUTELY WILD

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@DariusJButler Definitely not @evanfoxy and the de-troit lions

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@johnnieO Can I grab the medium that is just off screen? I know there is one over there

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Remember when Chili’s Triple Dippers had a strangle hold on us?

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@Big_Wakkie Bon Iver

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@ZachInMillioke Shit yes. And they said dreams don’t come true

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@ZachInMillioke I have seen the Green Brewers sweatshirt and now i need to know where to find it - is it at the team store?

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@_willcompton @danorlovsky7 🚨🚨I feel like this reignites #FartGate @PatMcAfeeShow 🚨🚨

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@PatMcAfeeShow @evanfoxy @PeteThamel Where the hell is @tyschmit - gotta have him on the draft spectacular one of these years

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@RandyFeenstra Lol this is a hilarious characterization

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@BrewersRaptor Barrelman + Bobber logos absolutely crush it