Justin Allan

Tech junkie, Athlete, Gamer, and Room Raiders loser. That pretty much sums me up...

[Justin Allan @simplyhandz]

@chevrolet it’s been 2 months since I dropped my suburban off at your dealership to again fix an engine issue after I rebuilt my engine 1.5 years ago. Told it would be covered for 2 years. Now my engine needs to be replaced and I have to pay for it. Your engines are trash.

[SH Memorial School @sohackms]

Read Across America Week 📚. Thank you to our South Hackensack Police Department for reading to our 1st graders! 💙💛#BulldogPride

[Justin Allan @simplyhandz]

@nj_vaccine Got a connection error while submitting

[Justin Allan @simplyhandz]

Can Disney just hand Star Wars over to you? Finally giving the fans what they wanted and needed so desperately!!! Amazing!!! @Jon_Favreau @themandalorian

[Justin Allan @simplyhandz]

@onepeloton #peloton order my bike in October with a delivery date of 11/30. Yesterday 11/25 you send me an email saying its been delayed until 12/28. Are you kidding me? Its like you tried to sneak this update in before a long holiday weekend so I couldnt complain right away

[Justin Allan @simplyhandz]

@optimum Last night i'm on hold with customer service for an hour and when I finally speak to someone he transfers me to sales which was closed and disconnected me and all im trying to do is correct an issue that you created.

[Justin Allan @simplyhandz]

She may be the artist of the decade but let’s also be reminded of something else... taylorswift #taylorswift crazycow7 https://t.co/iUXylgVmj6

[Justin Allan @simplyhandz]

RIP Stephen Hawking... https://t.co/3jzhHbFvnj

[Justin Allan @simplyhandz]

@optimum @OptimumHelp at the last minute drop the news that @STARZ is being dropped goes to show you that @optimum was not willing to fairly negotiate a deal. My rates keep going up while the quality of their products is diminishing... @verizonfios is looking better and better!

[Justin Allan @simplyhandz]

Disappointed in @Disney and the new #StarWars #TheLastJedi movie...

[Justin Allan @simplyhandz]

Rogue One... wow this was a great movie! Solid story accompanied with the perfect amount of nostalgia! @starwars #rogueone #starwars

[Justin Allan @simplyhandz]

Get your shit together @espn and fix your fantasy website and app... Week 1 no less... #espn

[Justin Allan @simplyhandz]

Papa John just had to weasel his way in there for a smooch huh... #SB50

[Justin Allan @simplyhandz]

That Maurice DuBois tv spot was the most exciting thing on during the super bowl so far... #sb50

[Artie Lange @artiequitter]

Did stand up for a little Angel named Emma who's sick now but is getting better by the second! These are her parents

[Justin Allan @simplyhandz]

Been waiting for this to come in the mail! Couldn't be more excited!… https://t.co/tCxgCqXCD6

[Justin Allan @simplyhandz]

Since the @NY_Comic_Con #NYCC website decided to crash every single time I tried to get tickets, this guy wont be attending this year...

[Justin Allan @simplyhandz]

Just got an email saying that I have a 4 Day pass to @NY_Comic_Con ! Pumped as hell !

[Justin Allan @simplyhandz]

Doing what every god loving American does on the 4th of July. Watching Independence Day!

[Justin Allan @simplyhandz]

ate my first veggie burger today... it was fucking disgusting...