Tiffany✌🏽♥️🤣

2019 I’m committing to using Twitter more & you know I’m serious bc I moved the app to my first screen so let’s do this. comedy is my coping mechanism thx4lulz

[Tiffany✌🏽♥️🤣 @simplytiffany]

People who say donut like donit weird me out. Same with ppl who spell donut doughnut bc like what are you trying to prove??

[Tiffany✌🏽♥️🤣 @simplytiffany]

@motelsiren @StevenRayMorris Last one! Thanks for looking!!! 🥰📸

[Tiffany✌🏽♥️🤣 @simplytiffany]

@motelsiren @StevenRayMorris Almost done! Reaaaally hoping this isn’t annoying. 🙊🙈

[Tiffany✌🏽♥️🤣 @simplytiffany]

& it’s always accompanied by this look : 😏

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

The classic Dr. Phil roast “How’s that workin’ out for ya?�� will never be equaled or even rivaled in the annals of harsh speech. It is a BRUTAL shutdown for which there is no conceivable comeback. Pure, heartless savagery. NEVER @ me about this.

[Tiffany✌🏽♥️🤣 @simplytiffany]

My most played track of 2018, according to @Spotify . @Timecop1983 - SO goood! @NERDarmy ‘s Lemon was a close second. What are y’alls? (I love end-of-the-year music lists!)

Timecop1983 - It was only a Dream https://t.co/fOsAiP6Rnq via @YouTube

[Tiffany✌🏽♥️🤣 @simplytiffany]

@SteveArkley @nickwiger @ComedyBangBang THANK YOUUU 🙏🏽🙏🏽

[Tiffany✌🏽♥️🤣 @simplytiffany]

In all the times it’s been performed, has any video been made available of #LeoKarpatze singing #monsterfuck ? I’d like to behold the intimate experience plz. @nickwiger @ComedyBangBang Also RIP SCAROLINE - GONE TOO SOON!!👻

[Tiffany✌🏽♥️🤣 @simplytiffany]

Thank you for typing this all out. I took screenshots so I can reference them when I want to explain my situation. Ppl seem to have trouble w the idea that the same individual could both terminate a pregnancy and utilize surrogacy/adoption. This lays it out nicely. 👍🏽

[Caelan Michael @SweetPotatoLyfe]

A thread about #healthcare and #reproductivejustice

[Tiffany✌🏽♥️🤣 @simplytiffany]

My dog is adjusting to our new way of playing fetch-he put his toy right by the clamp of my reacher so I could toss it. I ❤️ that he “got it” so easily. Like,he knows I have limitations but it had no relevance to whether or not I could still play. #disabled #EhlersDanlosSyndrome

[Tiffany✌🏽♥️🤣 @simplytiffany]

& more! GREAT FONTS GOOD JOB

[Tiffany✌🏽♥️🤣 @simplytiffany]

THERE ARE MORE @laurenlapkus SHIRTS ON @amazon & THEY ARE JUST TOO SASSY & STYLISH 💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️😂😂 Hope Lauren is receiving royalties off these bc you know they’re selling like hotcakes, baby! 🌟@threedomusa

[Tiffany✌🏽♥️🤣 @simplytiffany]

@seminefrius @rosebudbaker @PrimeVideo @justforlaughs Ooh No Spoilers, plz! Sounds like you had a lovely evening! & I agree! docs about comedy are some of the best. Funny is an art & peeking behind the curtain is a treat! Have you seen the @hulu doc #TooFunnyToFail about the @danacarvey show? Heartwarming & hilariously great stuff!

[Tiffany✌🏽♥️🤣 @simplytiffany]

@rosebudbaker is kind of my new fav after watching Inside Jokes on @PrimeVideo & I’m stoked to see where her career will go. 🌟🌟@justforlaughs #InsideJokes

[Tiffany✌🏽♥️🤣 @simplytiffany]

LOLOL IF I DONT GET THIS FOR XMAS AM I REALLY EVEN LOVED?!? @laurenlapkus #wtf rando @amazon seller you crazy for this

[Tiffany✌🏽♥️🤣 @simplytiffany]

Not only am I undergoing my 4th hip surgery since 2013 in two months, but to top it all off, I was in a minor (on their end) car wreck today and my wrist is now broken. 🤦🏽‍♀️ Send me love.

[Tiffany✌🏽♥️🤣 @simplytiffany]

Today was like Xmas at @VeteransHealth #OccupationalTherapy . I got a new wheelchair, a cool sponge, a shoe horn, a reacher, a shower chair, and a sock aid. #DisabledAndCute #disabledveteran

[Tiffany✌🏽♥️🤣 @simplytiffany]

My Xmas favorite 🥰

[Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito]

hey gurl can i sell u a train set