Simon Moriarty

Music. Books. Comedy. Maths. Language. Hockey. Sport. Poetry. Animals. Science. Philosophy. Yorkshire.

[Katie Kins 🤘🏻 @TeamKins]

Please can people share?

Two 12 year olds missing from Oswestry, Shropshire since 16:00 on 19 March

[James Muddiman @JKMartwork]

hi @lufccp @SamDrewett4 @Radebe_Leeds @ingham37 @Easty_LUFC @lllufc @WaccoeOnline @TheSquareBall painting ive done of #lufc #leedsunited #ellandroad prints available now just £15 a3 size @ https://t.co/lwlE5y09nk RT's appreciated

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@OLAASM Cheddar bobby

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@FergusCraig Varies wildly from character to character

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@Standplaats_KRK Cecil, Leonardo and Taylor

[Peep Show Script @PeepScript]

Super Hans: Happy Christmas, motherfucker!

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

If I could spend Christmas writing and sleeping, dearest, that would be wonderful!

Franz Kafka, 1912.

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@PeepScript Missed Suze's line about being related to a Hawksmoor!

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@erinmhk The work appears to be ongoing

https://t.co/ubJXwJwSlQ

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@Robertdcopland One day our grandchildren will ask why we worship the Son of Bodd at this time of year and we will crack open a can and relive the thread

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@ynwatp

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Any messages in the group chat sent earlier than 10am are intentional attempts to cut me out of the conversation

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@FergusCraig Wow this really didn't go where I expected it to, now I want to give the man a hug

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@SoozUK You heathen

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@gracepetrie Twitter: "we have to cut that sax solo"

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@yedoye_ Come out twerking through the earth

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@lilsmichelle Think someone's being a bit of a dick then you notice their tail's between their legs like aw they're just scared

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@marxhaunting Marx spitting rhymes

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@thatvittorio

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@Standplaats_KRK His crotch and tail pulling a face like ☹️