Jono

[Jono @SimpsonJ2020]

@DanC261020 Absolutely not

[European Bob @EuropeanBob26]

Mate, fuck off on holiday, eat fry ups and drink beer and turn this shit in. No one cares that you’re running around cones in the first week of June.

[Callum Castel @CallumCastel7]

At least we don't have a player who has just had 6 goals and 2 assists off the left in his last five Premier League games sitting at home

[Kevin Fish @kevinfish1986]

Hey @BHAHorseracing

I backed James J Braddock today in your marquee race of the year. He knocked his cock off the starting stall, 3 times coming down the hill at Tattenham Corner and twice off Francesca Cumani in the parade ring.

He was a fucking non runner. Please declare.

[GeorgeWeahsCousin @WeahsCousin]

Nothing says “I’ve had a bad season” quite like booting the ball into a net unchallenged in a sunny location.

[Jono @SimpsonJ2020]

@chrishorricks31 @WayneRooney @KitmanPat

[Jono @SimpsonJ2020]

Rolls his ankle tonight on that pitch doesn’t he 😩

[England @England]

That laugh 😂

Harry Kane's in the mood 🔥

[Jono @SimpsonJ2020]

@racingblogger You must have backed it

[Jono @SimpsonJ2020]

@BashyMc1 We should open a padel court pal

[Jono @SimpsonJ2020]

@BashyMc1 What we talking like?

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

i'll be honest i didn't see him at first

[iza @izamamaa]

Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?

[jack @Jbcfc45]

Credit: @SouthamptonFC

[Jono @SimpsonJ2020]

@henrywinter Think you need a job fella

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[Paul Heaton @PaulHeatonSolo]

@Wobblycol100 Maybe because it's not an O2 venue but a Co-op one?

[Jono @SimpsonJ2020]

😭😭

[hen @afterwayafter]

Before anyone makes fun of Laura for this it's important to remember she probably wrote this reply in the middle of watching a video titled 'Conservative DESTROYS 20 Woke College Students' and wasn't concentrating properly on what she was saying