Goddess Blair

Part time sex therapist. Part time debt collector.

[Goddess Blair @simpsruin]

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[Goddess Blair @simpsruin]

So I don’t waste my time dealing with the horrendous #SMGlitch I keep seeing everyone tweet about what site have we all moved to that isn’t token based? I cannot stand having to deal with the token hustle BS.

[Goddess Blair @simpsruin]

Y'all. Last week was a nightmare. Someone didn't let my man know that I am not a nurse/doctor/farmer. LOL. I will be trying to catch up with last week today. With that being said ... My baseball fans y'all see my Rays whooping that Astro ass last night?!

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[Goddess Blair @simpsruin]

I’ve been outside working all day but I took a quick break because some foot junkie wanted a quick Skype show. Smell-O-Vision would’ve been nice right about now because my feet are drenched in sweat & smell so ripe I almost threw up. 😂

[Goddess Blair @simpsruin]

@Solomon_Macher Honestly, Crocs are so ugly but they are the most comfortable outside shoes. It's a plus that you can just spray them off when you're covered in topsoil & potting mix. LOL.

[Goddess Blair @simpsruin]

Farm chores before work. Going from Versace slippers to Crocs. 😂

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@MsWhitneyMorgan My soul just shattered. 🥲

[Goddess Blair @simpsruin]

This weather jams my Glock. I am going to start a comedy thread on thing’s about North Carolina that trip me out being a grand fathered in Floridian and y’all can best believe this is going to be first on the list. 🥶 #WinterStorm

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@MsWhitneyMorgan Sure do. It's not Florida but it'll do. Lol.

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I have spent countless hours hunting down my pirated content and I literally just watched @BranditScan find it all and send out DMCA's in a matter of seconds. SECONDS y'all. FFS. I have never spent money on something so fast my whole life.

[Goddess Blair @simpsruin]

@MsWhitneyMorgan I just don’t feel like it’s very you. Lol. I can literally only imagine you in a sporty little coupe. Lol.

[Goddess Blair @simpsruin]

@Silo098 I don’t think you’d betray our 10+ year friendship in this way. 😂

[Goddess Blair @simpsruin]

What is stronger than coffee that isn’t you know … drugs or anything crazy? I am in desperate need of whatever that substance may be so I can finally get out of bed. 😂

[Goddess Blair @simpsruin]

@Solomon_Macher It was 15$ I think, I didn't pay. Lol. It was well worth the money though. Although I didn't miss a single area/room/etc I would absolutely go again.

[Goddess Blair @simpsruin]

I am dragging major ass today. Lol. My man knows I’m obsessed with all things WWII & Antiques/Oddities so he took me down to Wilmington yesterday to visit the USS North Carolina as well as the Museum of The Bizarre. I’ve never been anywhere that looked/felt like my bedroom other than my bedroom so I had lots of fun. Although I did have a blast I am still pooped. So pooped I haven’t even done any of my farm chores. 😂 I promise that today I’ll be getting back to these DM’s and emails from yesterday. Enjoy some of my favorite photos/videos from yesterday in the interim.

[Goddess Blair @simpsruin]

@dovianax FFS. I could kick myself. Lol. I friggin miss you too! I won't be going to FetCon this year. My heart and soul wants to go but my body just ain't up for that. Maybe next year. Hopefully.

[Goddess Blair @simpsruin]

ISO: Graphic Artist who can make a cute cartoon/tattoo style graphic for me. Please tag suggestions below!

[Goddess Blair @simpsruin]

@MariamaTeboho I'm currently speaking with someone about it but if they aren't able to make my idea work I will shoot you a message. I'll still message you even if they can that way you're not waiting on me. Lol. Thank you so much!

[Goddess Blair @simpsruin]

@GraphicsZayan 😍 Ohhh! LUCKY ME!

[Goddess Blair @simpsruin]

@ThatMissQuin 110% Agree. Tattoos or piercings.