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[Héctor @Hect]

me at work every day

[໊ @soysabil]

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that’s how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

[Otis @brianxotis]

the life you want wants you too.

[Akshay Parvatkar @camera_wala]

"if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike"

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

one of the healthiest habits you can develop is learning not to talk too much

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“I hate protesters”

where do you think your clean water, 5 day work week, seat belts, child labor laws, and right to vote came from??

[sim @simranawaye]

me the moment cotton swab gets in touch with my ear

[ana @naosouaana]

eu com o cotonete depois de todo mundo dizer que faz mal

[ana @naosouaana]

eu com o cotonete depois de todo mundo dizer que faz mal

[2HNDSUM @2HNDSUM]

me in the mirror after having a breakdown

[The Cinéprism @TheCineprism]

GOATED.

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

working calmly because the company isn't mine. I'm 100% replaceable. Stress makes me sick and nobody's handing out awards for burning yourself out

[celo @cel0fc]

acabei de descobrir que chorar queima calorias

[nush @bruschetamine]

masterchef australia me aadha time toh indian khana hi banta hai

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

god reveals secrets to me via numeric combinations in microsoft authenticator

[Annie ༉‧˚ @puspailuvtears]

Inside me there are two wolves

[u. @bu1tercup]

I'm losing hair and memory at a competitive pace. It's either ganji or ghajini any moment now.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

apparently the only place left without ads is a book

[ದರಿದ್ರ @filtercoffeee]

Unity in diversity

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Remember to treat your body like a data center.

Consume as much literature and water as possible.

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

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