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[Simran Pandey @simranpandey97]

Was talking to my bua and she cut the talk short saying that she has to be on this App at this time to do e-aarti in order to maintain her streak; doing which for a month will give her 2 free birth chart readings. She's 66 y/o and I was not prepared to hear all this 😂😂

[Simran Pandey @simranpandey97]

😂

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[dante @dantefofante]

Pity the man who is remarkable at what he does but a nobody on the weekend. Who can only talk of his upcoming travel, the late nights neglecting sleep, and the hard work he's doing to make an extra 3%. No personal ambition, useless hobbies, weak relationships, and shaky health. Do not become this man. The man who sacrifices who he is to get good at something he doesn't even care about.

[Simran Pandey @simranpandey97]

The most interesting thing about @kunalb11's announcement is the flood of people sharing years-old emails, screenshots, photos, and stories with him.

Feels like a personal win for thousands of people who crossed paths with him along the way :))

[Simran Pandey @simranpandey97]

Working with incompetent people is the fastest way to lose your sanity :)

[Simran Pandey @simranpandey97]

Bruh so true 😭

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream

[Simran Pandey @simranpandey97]

😶‍🌫️

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[Simran Pandey @simranpandey97]

@the2ndfloorguy https://t.co/4VBRRU1Asv because you are high signal for them? :))

[Paul Graham @paulg]

Someone asked about tricks for meeting eminent people. I said the best plan is just to do really good work. Then you'll tend to meet them organically. In the worst case you'll see one whenever you look in the mirror.

[Simran Pandey @simranpandey97]

@ojasvikhurana Akbar travels, Brigade road

[Simran Pandey @simranpandey97]

@sneha_prabhu ITC Master chef creations - start with amritsari pindi choley, masala kulcha with sirka pyaaz :P if you like sweets then add Jodhpuri moong dal halwa as well :)

[Simran Pandey @simranpandey97]

@the2ndfloorguy Crazy 😂

[Simran Pandey @simranpandey97]

My twitter 2025 wrapped.

@grok

[Simran Pandey @simranpandey97]

Felt this today

[FIDEL CACHE FLOW @FidelCacheFlow]

Came to the realization that people are far too self involved to genuinely care about you so you might as well go out and fail as many times as you need to in order to achieve your goals because their is no external scoreboard, judgement or shame in failure it’s only you v you and has always been that way

[Simran Pandey @simranpandey97]

Indiranagar folks! Need a good salon/stylist recommendation for haircut near 12th Main. Please share your favourites 🥹

[Simran Pandey @simranpandey97]

Everything aside - he needs to stop with that fake laughter! Painful to watch 😐

[Aryan Kochhar @aryan_kochhar]

Prakhar taking quality Indian conversations and thought to the world!

I remember the time I got the first version of his book (self-published at the time) not just to read it but as a collectible because I just felt he’s going to be huge.

Now, we’re about to witness probably India’s first global content creator.

Let’s go🇮🇳

https://t.co/OvcJKBWNwd

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

Copywriting pro tip: If you can articulate someone's pain better than they can, they will believe you have the ability to solve it.

Focus on their pain, not your pitch.

[Simran Pandey @simranpandey97]

This role is so me coded 😶‍🌫️

[Sarthak Singh @SaSarthaksingh]

Helping the @accelindia team hire and I’m betting Twitter > Consultants.

We’re expanding Consumer team and looking for an early-career trend-spotter who lives and breathes consumer culture. Bonus: fast-growing consumer startup exp. Refer with: LinkedIn + 1 line on why they’re great fit!

This is a super fun role. Here's quick dirty note of what a consumer pod member spent time doing last quarter. DMs open for any Qs.

[Simran Pandey @simranpandey97]

@Kansaltant @Kansaltant Glad to see your music career finally taking off 😂🙏

[Simran Pandey @simranpandey97]

Saans leti hun aur Guru Randhawa ka ek naya gaana ajata hai

[Simran Pandey @simranpandey97]

It's a bloodbath out there

[Simran Pandey @simranpandey97]

Thank God product managers are not on the list yet 😂

[Fred Krueger @dotkrueger]

Get ready to lose your job.