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[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

I just want to be here

[Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson]

That’s it I’m crying

[Poe Zone 666 @PrairieIre]

Me watching Goofy Movie: no way it gets any goofier than this

Me watching Extremely Goofy Movie: mother of god

[LN @abernothing]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤme
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhelmed

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Michelle Obama had the time today.

[D @Tokyonikes_]

A relationship should be 50/50. She exists and I adore her

[Scientific American @sciam]

Scientific American has never endorsed a presidential candidate in our 175-year history—until now.

The 2020 election is literally a matter of life and death. We urge you to vote for health, science and Joe Biden for President.
https://t.co/8TlH7shjFn

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

After a brief conversation with those who matter I am here to say we are very serious about buying the naming rights of the @BuffaloBills stadium and will enter the process.

[springboob squirepin @peterjmarshall]

I regret to inform that I am not HAGS

[justin @farringt0n]

"it gets better" bro its been gradually getting worse for years

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

PARIS FOR PRESIDENT ✨🇺🇸👸🏼✨

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

DELETION FACTORY

[Benjamin A. Vorwerk @bvorwerk]

Guns N’ Roses be like “I know a spot” then takes you down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty