sims332

14th century peasant

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I did the revenge porn thing in order to ruin someone’s life. But I did it to myself and now I can’t figure why I wanted to ruin my own life

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Peniception: You are sucking on a large man's schlong under duress and you hate it and then... suddenly .... you wake up .... but in your awake state you are sucking on a large man's schlong under duress and you hate it and then... suddenly you wake up... but...

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@ryenarussillo This is socialism

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“Hello! Would you like to try our famous chicken burrito?!”
Said in the most racist fake accent

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@TheDunkCentral @PageSix @sny_knicks Watch Josh Hart get kicked out of the party for pulling his dick out on the dance floor

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@BillSimmons Bill needs 12 uninterrupted hours speaking with his therapist before he can start this next podcast

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@TheDunkCentral @JakeLFischer @BleacherReport Shut up please

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@ShamsCharania Put @BillSimmons on suicide watch

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@BenStiller Worst place he could have went. He is dead to me.

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@NBAMemes Pretty sure he could pivot to a more lucrative career than Burger King cashier

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@stavvybaby I’ll hook you up with a hooker named “Decadent”and as it happens ass stuff is her specialty

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@DiscussingFilm Making a shitty movie that loses us money is actually listed RIGHT on page 4 of our company’s plan….. so back off me BRO

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@nonregemesse TMI buddy .. we don’t want to know how you get your rocks off

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@lthlnkso 130 IQ guy encounters 100 IQ and dominates him intellectually and socially. 6’3 guy encounters 5’9 and says to him “bro you will never get the kinda pussy that I get” hard to say who has it better 130 iq or 6’3

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@beckaliciouss_ As a 41 year old I find this disgusting. Also please post more of these if you have them.

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@RayyvanaTTV When I am around girls I just stare at their breasts for 90-120 seconds straight without recording sunglasses on thank you very much. I guess that makes me an old fashioned gentleman.

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@MikeNellis Aubrey Huff has 4 human clones of himself that he lives with and he hi-fives them all after he makes hateful public comments. He doesn't have other friends to celebrate with but he does have the 4 human clones to hi-five

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@Xhej__ I just pumped up to learn that we have people alive today who were also around 300 years ago so they can tell us how dogs acted 300 years ago

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@BarstoolBigCat @kellykeegs Diana Russinis new catering company is handling the eats

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@DanManCarney Donor and host are a match! Sounds like a happy ending to me