Sarah Sim

When nobody else celebrates you, learn to celebrate yourself. It’s not up to other people to keep you encouraged. Encouragement comes from the inside. - J.O.

[Sarah Sim @simsarh]

@KeithHabs can you please remake stuart from madtv?
https://t.co/LwGFPxrtpR

[m⭑ther @ashxxy]

no one:

shawn wasabi: which obscure object should i make beats out of today?

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Owbum

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

July

[Sarah Sim @simsarh]

Snuggle season is coming!!!!!!! My instincts are demanding I find someone to cuddle with.

[Sarah Sim @simsarh]

Held door open for old woman after me for a decent amount of time. Got no thank you. 😒

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

Cilantro divides us. But can we not understand that all good has become something that is attached to both ennui and anger- why don’t we simply accept one another’s cilantro preference and then work towards a centrist peanut butter driven economy?

[Sarah Sim @simsarh]

"How many likes is my life worth" - sundial

[Sarah Sim @simsarh]

An empty bathroom is goals

[m⭑ther @ashxxy]

i really just want a private place to poop at work :(

[Sarah Sim @simsarh]

@richbrian is only 19 wtf

[dodie (uses insta mostly) @doddleoddle]

“I wanna eat you up, and poop you out”
-@ICOEPR

[Sarah Sim @simsarh]

When the tsa guy goes "There's a discrepancy on your ID here.. The difference is the lady here is smiling!" #gotme 😁

[Sarah Sim @simsarh]

Dog beaches are one of the most beautiful places in the world. Thanks b.sun for providing such good bois (and the friendship too I guess 😉💕) @ Montrose Dog Beach https://t.co/EAu1qTKH8t

[dodie (uses insta mostly) @doddleoddle]

HUMAN

Friday 21st
10am UK time

[Sarah Sim @simsarh]

#elhefechi

[Sarah Sim @simsarh]

#elhefechi

[Sarah Sim @simsarh]

#elhefechi

[Sarah Sim @simsarh]

When the pilot mispeaks and says your flight is going to Milwaukee instead of Chicago 😱😱😱

[Sarah Sim @simsarh]

@ashxxy Move to Chicago

[Sarah Sim @simsarh]

-audibly gasps and tears up-