Simon

22 | Mostly retweet random crap

[Simon @simtek34]

First pinned tweet: Twitter is a cancer. One that you hate so much, but is very addictive. Once you start, it’s hard to stop.

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

Physician: Your body has just enough potassium.

Me: K

[Joshua🍁 @Joshwins_all]

Shaming people for liking games or anime is loser behavior.

[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

The most humbling thing about getting older is the realization that a year is not actually long at all.

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[Yerrr 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu]

Must’ve been hell to lose his mom to COVID and then see other NBA players downplay it or flat out deny it was an issue

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

participating in WW1 did this to thousands of people, you can’t be serious

[Lunar The Holo-Wolf || Mobian Vtuber @LunarHoloWolf]

Yknow what the coolest things about living in this country is?

We *LOVE* Sonic. He's entirely the reason why the UK even has a home console market instead of a pc one. Kids everywhere wear his stuff and theres always one sonic machine in arcades.

We love the guy and it rocks~

[Ajibola @4jibola]

being in your 20s is so crazy because every year you’re like a completely different person

[Simon Curtis @simoncurtis]

I moved to LA in 2005 and yet this footage looks like it was recovered from the titanic

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

Huh… they never have animated Luke or Han, have they?

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

I have my dead mom's phone (I use it for some 2fa stuff ive been too lazy to change) and over a year ago it rang and I answered to my own voice going "hello mom" and then silent when I responded

[Jackchickengravy @jackbrady1010]

It wasn’t just Amazon that killed these, Private Equity also killed these stores by using leveraged buyouts.

They let the company assume hundreds of millions, or even billions in debt, which it could not possibly keep up with, and that’s why they had to close.

[Doobie Shlonx @w0ruis]

Unrelated to this post but I still think about the silly ass criticism that "they never explain how Obi Wan knew this guy" like having a single friend on the planet he's lived on since childhood requires backstory

[𝐊𝐖𝐀𝐌𝐙 𝐈 @KwamzTheFirst]

You'd think Sega making sure legacy Sonic Content be available on all current gen platforms should be the bare minimum considering how big the franchise is

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Apple once lost an unreleased iPhone prototype in a bar.

A tech site bought it for $5,000, posted the leak, and suddenly the next iPhone was being dissected online before Apple announced it.

Steve Jobs wanted the phone back.

Police later raided the editor’s house.

All because one of the most secretive companies on Earth lost the future on a bar stool.

[Person108 @PersonthePerso2]

Smh Fadel CLEARLY has been paid 10 dollars to say this

[Retney 🔜 SWC LA 2027 @retneysholocron]

In the Kenobi novel, after being warned that prolonged exposure to the twin suns of Tatooine causes rapid aging, Obi-Wan begins standing in the sun with his hood off.
Aging was his disguise.

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

Please arrive at your appointment 15 minutes early so you can fill out the same forms you filled out online and then be asked the same questions when the doctor actually sees you.