Simulated Simp

Just another simp in the simulation 🤖 except, I'm not tho

[Simulated Simp @simulatedsimp]

Send me nudes in morse code

[Simulated Simp @simulatedsimp]

@Pineapplebrat Ayo Alice! Lets see those Tummy Tuesdays 👀👀👀

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Problems in Paris

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Watch Starship's twelfth flight test https://t.co/wxna6dy4Lh

[Simulated Simp @simulatedsimp]

@fogphobia Tell me how I buy you a bra 👀

[Simulated Simp @simulatedsimp]

@fogphobia Would you mind if I DMed you a question? 👀💸

[Simulated Simp @simulatedsimp]

@thisisecstasy We need more of that cute tummy 🥹😍

[Simulated Simp @simulatedsimp]

@MarioNawfal Are you taking notes, @Belastingdienst @PieterOmtzigt @geertwilderspvv @DilanYesilgoz @lientje1967 @MinPres?
Or do you intend to kill the stock market? 🤔 Pretty sad that we won't know till its too late (2027).

[Simulated Simp @simulatedsimp]

@wheniminurarms My prayers have been heard 🥹😍

[Simulated Simp @simulatedsimp]

@wheniminurarms Please bless us with that incredible waist this tummy tuesday 😩😵‍💫

[👽cat lady @imavenusgirl]

A man who respects you would never do this in public

[Simulated Simp @simulatedsimp]

They keep saying that they don't need guys, right? Their so-called "career" only exists because of you, Simp. It's time to grow a spine and show them they actually do need you! The lack of YOUR hard-earned money will bring THEM back to reality. I promise you that.

[Simulated Simp @simulatedsimp]

Why are these companies flying out pornstars for Coachella? 🤡

[Simulated Simp @simulatedsimp]

@rustyrockets has been mighty quiet about Diddy. Sus 😒

[Simulated Simp @simulatedsimp]

For someone who believed and supported all the lies during the lockdown, you sure seem eager to pick up your little signs and banners to protest in the name of what is "right" 😉

[Simulated Simp @simulatedsimp]

@pearlythingz When she tells you she loves attention

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cis is a heterophobic word. Shame on anyone who uses it.

[Simulated Simp @simulatedsimp]

It's hilarious how people keep stumbling into Lil Nas X's obvious attention baiting tactics 🤣 just ignore the bum

[Simulated Simp @simulatedsimp]

@RockstarGames Post on X pls

[Simulated Simp @simulatedsimp]

Crazy how bad men are turning women gay

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Billie Eilish has lost more than 100,000 followers on Instagram after coming out.

[Tesla @Tesla]

Built for any planet