Sarah Murphy☺️

[Sarah Murphy☺️ @simurphy13]

I hope your holidays are as happy as me eating this piece of pizza😊

[Sarah Murphy☺️ @simurphy13]

@zachlanebryan Massachusetts loves you! Fingers crossed for @NoahKahan joining you at Gillette for Sarah’s Place!

-A Sarah that loves Zach and Noah 🤩

[Shannon Riley @sshannonrileyy]

it’s 2022 let’s bring back subtweeting <3

[Sarah Murphy☺️ @simurphy13]

@CatherinVaritek @LynneYamurphy

[Adrenalin @adrenalindenver]

ME: *telling a joke*
SARA: haha
SARAH: hahah

[Sarah Murphy☺️ @simurphy13]

@sixfootcandy @LynneYamurphy

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

Type your name into the GIFs. The third one is when you’re drunk.

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

As a public defender, I couldn't even use the same bathroom as jurors during a trial.

[abby 💒 @abby333444]

walking into my waitressing job 10 minutes late with an iced coffee

[Sarah Murphy☺️ @simurphy13]

@sshannonrileyy Can we go together?

[steph @steph_mcca]

gimme the vaccine i want to make a fucked up little meal for myself at the Whole foods salad bar

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Her name is Dr. Jill Biden. Get used to it.

[Sarah Murphy☺️ @simurphy13]

@LynneYamurphy cool tweet, mom

[Sarah Murphy☺️ @simurphy13]

@jacquelyn_09 Twitter is full of Latin moments

[Sarah Murphy☺️ @simurphy13]

diane green yelled at me in front of the whole class for 5 minutes because I told her I thought you needed to know the alphabet to learn a language

[Dylan Murphy @_murph20]

There have been only 24 players born in N.H. to EVER play in the NFL; 5 since 1990.
Opening a indoor football facility in New Hampshire for youth, high school, college and pro athletes would help make the sport more popular and profitable.
LIKE/SHARE if you agree. thanks 🏈

[Sarah Murphy☺️ @simurphy13]

@kerryriley_ that was rude of you

[Sarah Murphy☺️ @simurphy13]

@hannahclaxton_ 💜

[Sarah Murphy☺️ @simurphy13]

@kerryriley_ I would do 8+7 and then 4+2+1