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[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly. It’s fvcking over for all your other pants

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Don’t understand why movies push the narrative that eating ice cream straight from the pint is a sad, pathetic act. I have only ever done it joyfully.

[Miss Sandrist @foreverimbetter]

They have made the grave assumption that everyone shopping can read

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Do you ever wonder if bank employees look at your account and think: how is this person surviving😆

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Can't manipulate me by crying cause ima just look at you like this

[Bonita Aplomb @OKen_Ishii]

It does seem like people come to the airport to cough as much as they can

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

can't stop thinking about people that first ate mushrooms they found and just had to go through trial and error of like, this one tastes like beef, this one killed Brian immediately and this one makes you see God for a week

[Love from the planet Mars @oliviaknowpe]

You not gon be able to see the judge til Tuesday

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando pasa la policía y tengo que actuar como si no hubiera hecho nada (no he hecho nada)

[Lefty Loading.... @4_Ben_Media]

They saw a white boy sitting on the porch and said "time to keep the rent down"

[A Wholesome Princess 🤍✨ @__princess_tee]

Yes, each stretch represents a baby so if she has 200, that means she aborted 200 babies. Hope that helps 💗

[simba @simyonce_]

A rite of passage as a natural hair girlie is spending hours doing your hair just for it to look like you got electrocuted 🙃 nobody say anything to me for the rest of the day

[Free max b @SupremeClien92]

@Kurrco Bro is this nigga wearing a kuffi???

[simba @simyonce_]

So basically nothing 😭

[NomaL @lungeIo]

no bread, no carbs, no sugar, no dairy, no meat, no fish, no alcohol.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

chat did i explain this well

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Paper towel commercials are so fake; it's always a kid spilling juice, never like a cat throwing up.

[simba @simyonce_]

My problem is that I want to read all the books but my eyes can only read one at a time lol

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class