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I redownloaded Twitter so I could tweet this:
* @AcornBabbeh finds yet another piece of pineapple*
@giffenaw : what're you a Fruit Wizard?!?

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I fell down my driveway on my way to work and all I could think was that the universe hates me and my family #cancersucks

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Proud to fund childhood cancer research with @StBaldricks https://t.co/O4MDkH5HNS

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Doing the #shmutty via last week's episode of @jimmyfallon with @SaveMyInsanity and @AlexRGardner ...I think that's what it's called...

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#sedc2014 #selfieseveryday @glitteryoda

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Omg, this Zeta Psi car is a hot mess of colossal direction destruction #sedc2014 #Sheilagivesbaddirections #Sheilaisthegps #chaptercarrides

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It's been 2 years since my last District event; I couldn't feel more welcome at my first one back--AND in a "foreign" district! #sedc2014

[Tau Beta Sigma @TauBetaSigma]

Congratulations to Iota Upsilon at St. Augustine's University for becoming the newest chapter (#236) of Tau Beta Sigma!!

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Ugh, what do I care that life isn't fair. It's been crapping on me since I thought I was meant to do anything with it... #tothinkyoutreamom

[James Wolpert @JamesPWolpert]

RETWEET TO SAVE MEEEE #VoiceSave James

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#VoiceSave James #TeamAdam

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I really want cute, footed pajamas. #elmo #onesies #christmaspresentideas

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I'M SO EXCITED FOR @beholdererika TO GET HERE FOR THANKSGIVING. #misfitsthanksgiving #thankfulforbestfriends

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Can I just say that I hate bacon and everything to do with it? That is all. #yucky

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#SUBTWEET

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Well so much for that story which I thought was cool. #embarrassed #waytomakemefeelworse #noreactionfriday

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So. Many. Coffee tastings! #ChristmasBlend #tobeapartner #crashingsoon #holidaylaunchiscoming #sharejoy

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Bottle to the face! #wino #sundaynight #DRINK

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Andickwndoafkridjsnd I need to get out of here. #anxiety

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I'm in such a bad mood for no reason. #skippedmynap