Singers' Bad Advice

nodes are just herpes of the vocal folds!

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"And nobody in all of Oz, no wizard that there is or was, is ever gonna bring ME DOWN"

Me: ahAHAHaaaaa

Chorus behind me: AHHHHH

[Mike @djchocchipcook]

Let’s bring back hot politicians like if you’re gonna be evil at least be hot you know

[Mike @djchocchipcook]

Imagine you’re running for president & get convicted of multiple felonies, someone almost kills you but everyone forgets about it a week later, you find out you have a new opponent because her successor stepped down so he could make his bedtime, and said opponent is a cop

[Mike @djchocchipcook]

Body dysmorphia is so weird because you can hook up with someone who is HOT and they think you're hot too but you're still like aw this is sweet of them to be doing community service

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@Julia_Geromin Love this take

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What vibe do we think Gaga will bring to the inauguration national anthem?

Classic, balanced mix and flip to breathy head voice? Or chest dominant mix sustained to the resolution?

[Mike @djchocchipcook]

Something about trashing the Democratic Party on a very large platform right before an election and then saying ‘ha! told you so’ when they’re not polling as high as we had hoped just doesn’t sit right with me when the president is a white supremacist

[Mike @djchocchipcook]

Posting on social media against racism is not enough. In order to be anti-racist, it is our duty to seek justice for all people of color. I get it, you might be asking yourself, how? To help, I’ve created a thread of the “Guidelines for Being Strong White Allies” by Paul Kivel.

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@erinbitchardson And the power goes to us

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Incredible that my neighbors have complained to our landlord about the noise I’ve been causing when I’ve been giving them a free show to Wicked, performing as both Glinda AND Elphaba 7 nights a week at 9pm. Fake !

[Mike @djchocchipcook]

Just landed in North Carolina time to put a bo-berry biscuit up my ass

[Mike @djchocchipcook]

Theatre majors be like damn I got an emotional trauma memory resurfacing due by Friday

[Mean Girls Musical @MeanGirlsStage]

@singersolutions She's, like, a massive deal. 💅 💁

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Reneé Rapp is belting so high she can’t see the haters!! @MeanGirlsBway

[Mike @djchocchipcook]

Me: ok I’m cute

My body dysmorphia: https://t.co/QaVhM21lbA

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Nodes are just the herpes of the vocal folds

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Idina Menzel Wicked

🤝

Nodes

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Y'all ever perform a song and accidentally repeat an entire verse and chorus but decide to go with it and just add a few more riffs the second time around

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The wizard and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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A singer watching a ghost hunting show:

"Haha you know this is so funny because I actually do a vocal exercise where I sound like a ghost"