singgihey

The house fly hums in the middle octave key of F.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Bye bye Paraguay

[Troll Sports @trollsports]

*Nobody remembers you if you don't win*

My two goats:

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

The greatest tweet of all time.

[Indonesian Pop Base @iPopBase]

Indonesia has unblocked access to Reddit.

[yahya M @YHYMHMN]

salah satu taktik ambush marketing paling jenius ala Levi’s. Karena Levi’s Stadium dipake buat Piala Dunia, FIFA ngelarang logo Levi’s kelihatan karena mereka bukan sponsor resmi.

Liat cara mereka nutupinnya.

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

What has happened at the #2026WorldCup over the last 48 hours:

• Swiss footballer Embolo's visa was put under review and he was only able to join his team days later.

• Iraqi national team player Aymen Hussein was held for questioning for nearly 7 hours upon entering the United States.

• The Iranian national team spent days dealing with visa procedures at the U.S. Consulate in Türkiye. The U.S. only allowed them entry on match days. Fifteen members of the delegation were denied visas.

• Omar Abdulkadir Artan, named CAF's Best African Referee of 2025, was denied a visa. Despite travelling to the U.S. with a diplomatic passport, he was refused entry and sent back. FIFA announced that he will not be able to officiate at the tournament.

• The South African national team arrived in the United States much later than planned because part of the delegation was not granted visas.

• Members of the Senegal national team staff were forced to remove their shoes and subjected to lengthy searches, sparking accusations of racism.

• The Uzbekistan national team was searched with bomb-sniffing dogs and the footage went viral in international media.

• Some Scottish supporters, despite being eligible to enter the U.S. visa-free under the ESTA programme, had their travel authorisations revoked just days before departure.

• Many supporters who had already bought tickets and booked accommodation had their visa applications rejected, resulting in financial losses.

[Kementerian Kegelapan @kemgelapan]

Vive Jacque Oui!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Banger

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

From Quadruple, to a Treble, to the Double, now they’re in Trouble.

[satyaxbt @satyaXBT]

bukti nyata 1 langkah kecil bisa berarti besar..

meet Arief Kamaruddin

pemuda 34 tahun dari Ciliwung yang bikin gubernur Jakarta gelar rapat khusus soal ikan sapu-sapu

kenapa dia mulai gerak

> dari kecil hobi jala ikan
> dulu dapetnya udang atau lele liar
> sekarang isinya sapu-sapu semua
> spesies asli ciliwung hancur sisa 20 spesies
> sapu-sapu ini invasif dan nggak ada predator

cara kerjanya hardcore
> turun ke sungai 1-3 jam tiap hari
> kadang nyari sampe jam 2 pagi
> nyemplung ke air keruh beracun
> ngeraba akar pohon pake tangan kosong
> resiko: beling, paku, ulerdapet ikan, patahin lehernya, lalu kubur

impactnya nggak main-main
> viral sampe masuk podcast close the door
> gubernur dki langsung instruksi walikota
> dinas gelar operasi massal tiap jumat
> di jaksel kemaren tembus hampir 7 ton
> rilis warning bahaya makan sapu-sapu ciliwung

strateginya pinter

dia pake sapu-sapu cuma buat pintu masuk

tujuan utamanya nyentil isu sampah dan limbah

karena kalo bahas sampah doang publik gampang abai

dari jaring seadanya, dia sukses maksa birokrasi buat turun tangan.
di tempat kalian ada sosok
seniat ini nggak?

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

You know what’s easier than doing this?

Not attacking Iran.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The only way Italy can play the World Cup

[Defense Intelligence @DI313_]

⚡🇺🇸🇮🇷 How Iran actually hit a US F-35 stealth jet. Right now, every news channel is asking the same question. How did an Iranian missile manage to track a fighter jet that even advanced radar systems struggle to detect?

Video credit to the original owner

[Dosen Pembimbing @Dospemz]

Same old trick:
"bocoran" dilempar dulu lewat buzzer.
Kalau rame, tinggal cuci tangan dan teriak hoaks.
Kalau pada diem, nanti tinggal disahkan.

Negara yang kerja dengan cara begini pantas disebut negara kampungan, nggak ada tata kelola blas 😒

[Curious Minds @CuriousMindsHub]

- @naval

[Ali 👊🏻 @mhuseinali]

Transum itu tidak boleh berorientasi profit. Rugi terus juga gpp.

Kalo mobilitas dari daerah A -> B menggerakan ekonomi, maka transum bisa bantu kontribusi meningkatkan nilai ekonomi daerah tersebut.

Transumnya rugi, tapi secara sistem bikin the whole economy jadi untung. Makin bagus transum, multiplier ekonominya makin tinggi.

Makanya transum itu diskusinya jangan untung rugi. Kalau bahasannya gitu doang mah gaada negara yg mau mulai bikin transum 🤣

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

This is what radicalized me.

[txtdrimedia @txtdrimedia]

as simple as that

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

This is what happens when a plane hits a firetruck but if it hits the twin towers it will knock them down.

[ikramsp • 🍉 @Ikramsp_]

Barusan gw dari klinik, dokter giginya ada, tapi emang Mobile JKN nya yang LIBUR sampai tanggal 24 maret (hari ini).

Sistem kesehatan nasional. LIBUR LEBARAN. SISTEM. DIGITAL.

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭