LoveableMisanthrope

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[LoveableMisanthrope @Singlemamaboss]

@raunchernoodle @HeheWaitWhut The first time I held a boys hand was during that movie.

[LoveableMisanthrope @Singlemamaboss]

@HeheWaitWhut I remember the dj on the radio warning us the song was coming and giving us five seconds before and after so we could get our cassette tape players ready to record without any voiceover ruining it.

[LoveableMisanthrope @Singlemamaboss]

@MaintenancePod listening to the new sugar podcast, laughed when Michael said give kids sugar to calm them down. But also, when my preemie baby needed an MRI in the NICU, they DID give him sugar water because it totally chills babies out!

[LoveableMisanthrope @Singlemamaboss]

@SchottHappens So it took two years or however long for God to hear our prayers for rain?
And yet...
The 9&9 whale was installed last April...
The whale brings the moisture.

[LoveableMisanthrope @Singlemamaboss]

@captain_dawn @JamesPeavy20 @whitecatprophcy And baby blessings, where you are given a name by which the records of the church will know you. Anyone born into the covenant and blessed before Mormon was a bad word is AMAB.

[LoveableMisanthrope @Singlemamaboss]

@imintherockies @whitecatprophcy 😅😅😅 the sex talk and the Santa talk in one. God that sounds confusing

[LoveableMisanthrope @Singlemamaboss]

@slomotrainwrec @whitecatprophcy Oh man. All through elementary school I did this thing where I got myself hanging on the monkey bars or off my bunk bed and squeezed my crossed legs together until it "felt good." Didn't make the connection until I was in my thirties 😂

[LoveableMisanthrope @Singlemamaboss]

@whitecatprophcy Oh God. My sex talk was my mom hearing the song "deep inside of you" at the gym and being offended, I was 19 and suddenly realized one part actually went IN the other. That was literally the only explanation I ever got.

[LoveableMisanthrope @Singlemamaboss]

@terrycamp12 @UtahDOT Lol you can't imagine someone not following your sport? I did not know that, and I didn't know that Utah ever hosted that. Thanks for answering my question!

[LoveableMisanthrope @Singlemamaboss]

@youtah @UtahDWR 100% fluffy boi

[LoveableMisanthrope @Singlemamaboss]

@shawlaw @jimmyfallon This one wins. Cat ladies forever!

[LoveableMisanthrope @Singlemamaboss]

#ADHD is looking around the mess in your house, promptly organizing your laundry room and rotating your mattress, being proud of yourself for stopping to eat at 2pm, and still needing to do the actual housecleaning at 4pm after cleaning all day.

[LoveableMisanthrope @Singlemamaboss]

@Jess_Intermtn @Intermountain What is the pink logo made of wrong answers only

[LoveableMisanthrope @Singlemamaboss]

@SuperMensch @Jess_Intermtn @Intermountain THANK YOU this is literally all I see

[LoveableMisanthrope @Singlemamaboss]

@whitecatprophcy My partner told me that my codependent tendencies and thoughts were actually guidance from God and that I needed to follow his plan into an abusive marriage.

[LoveableMisanthrope @Singlemamaboss]

@yrfriendamelia @CarissasNewLife Ooh totally. I feel so bad for the kid I would have raised if I had started a decade earlier.

[LoveableMisanthrope @Singlemamaboss]

@CarissasNewLife I was 35, and most of the other moms I know started in their thirties. It's totally fine.

[LoveableMisanthrope @Singlemamaboss]

@9thand9thwhale They are taking it back? I mean, the 90s are in, and it never really wasn't the Delta center to me.

[LoveableMisanthrope @Singlemamaboss]

@kengojames I remember my mom being a Karen about sitting as far from the smoking section in restaurants as possible. I was embarrassed. But now that would totally be me. My BFF had an asthma attack from just walking past a couple smoking I can't imagine having asthma back then.