Gift of Singleness

If I return this for store credit, can I buy a husband?

[Gift of Singleness @singleness]

Make it STOP! https://t.co/yS9MWHPyAI #PokemonGO

[Gift of Singleness @singleness]

Whatever you do, don't doubt your judgement when people call you "too picky." Marriage is for life. LIFE.

You'd BETTER be picky.

[Gift of Singleness @singleness]

Suddenly it all makes sense. "61 percent of the average American congregation is female and 39 percent male." https://t.co/ANOvbntFn1

[Gift of Singleness @singleness]

Save a puppy: get a wife.

[Gift of Singleness @singleness]

Just typed "husbland" when I meant "husband." Freudian slip?

[Melissa Dow ن @M_Dow]

Google is mocking me.

[Gift of Singleness @singleness]

Truer words...

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Sooooo why doesn't Netflix have a dating extension? https://t.co/2QLgCxlN59

[Gift of Singleness @singleness]

@khundscheid And so sad that April Fools likely means this perfectly reasonable idea is not real.

[Gift of Singleness @singleness]

@khundscheid But if it matches you with people based on shared entertainment preferences, I'm so there.

[Gift of Singleness @singleness]

@khundscheid I don't have Hulu, so it's not letting me watch. 😢

[Gift of Singleness @singleness]

@girlposts Happy Easter!

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@Cathlin oh, I know. That's what I meant by "even without decoding..." Both ways are horrible.

[Gift of Singleness @singleness]

Even without decoding the invitation, watching a movie on your (probably lame) couch is a TERRIBLE FIRST DATE. I have my own Netflix, thx.

[Gift of Singleness @singleness]

If you ask "When are you gonna go on a date with me?" and I answer "When are you gonna ask?", an invitation to Netflix+Chill is unacceptable

[Gift of Singleness @singleness]

OKC msg: "Im...looking for a sweet and caring woman im respectful" But you have NO RESPECT for the English language.

[Gift of Singleness @singleness]

Ugh. Facebook! Seriously?! Men in their 20s are the WORST. #babies

[Gift of Singleness @singleness]

Did whoever made this meme read ANY of the comics? OR watch any of the movies??

[Gift of Singleness @singleness]

Since I no longer work in a restaurant, I was genuinely surprised to discover that tomorrow is Valentine’a Day. Who knew?! #singlegirlprobs

[Gift of Singleness @singleness]

Tempted to go to this conference on marriage, the family, and sexuality just to throw curveball questions at the panel.