mariel

Nightmare person

[mariel @singleusecupp]

@Bud_Smith Best news ever congrats Bud!

[mariel @singleusecupp]

Not saying I’m a “great person”… just saying that I replaced the toilet paper at the last two businesses I patronized. And I can parallel park

[mariel @singleusecupp]

Awful time last night. Waitressed for the worst crowd (people going to see Rachel Maddow speak) + left my bag on my porch after work and it was stolen (my diary and book and favorite pair of shorts. Oh and my wallet.)

[Leila Register @leilaregister]

I have a new story out in Joyland. 🤠

[mariel @singleusecupp]

got my wisdom teeth out this morning and it’s fine that they didn’t give me the teeth but I do wonder where they go. Surely not the trash? But then again why not

[mariel @singleusecupp]

@leilaregister I am obsessed with your apartment!

[mariel @singleusecupp]

@ECKHAUS_LATTE the way skunks walk is already soo funny

[mariel @singleusecupp]

on my porch watching a guy walk at a very careful, verrrry generous pace behind a skunk on the sidewalk

[mariel @singleusecupp]

Forever my favorite poem, wrote it on my windowsills in sharpie during covid and recite it to myself when I feel bad

[mariel @singleusecupp]

@tillyisabird Thank you!!

[mariel @singleusecupp]

Turned 25 today, my upstairs neighbor texted that he wrote me a song and could he play it for me. The entire song (5-6 verses) was about my birthday twin according to Wikipedia, Francis Ford Coppola. Love my neighbor

[mariel @singleusecupp]

im just a girl, standing in front of six cans of yerba mate, asking them to fix her

[mariel @singleusecupp]

@snjeriwambugu I always look forward to jotting down everything you read! So many good ones

[mariel @singleusecupp]

I like to sit in the most uncomfortable chair available in my jeans after work to ease my transition into leisure

[mariel @singleusecupp]

It’s like I started listening to Bruce Springsteen and life just got more vivid, more romantic. Then I bought new blue jeans and Creedence Clearwater Revival came into the picture….

[mariel @singleusecupp]

watching my roommate watch a James Bond movie the girl way (fast forwarding through the fight scenes)

[mariel @singleusecupp]

Combatting the urge to watch Girls again by reading a long Mary McCarthy novel about women from Vassar

[mariel @singleusecupp]

Food establishments should provide cubicles for things like wings, or messy sandwiches

[mariel @singleusecupp]

One New Years resolution: keep up the good work.

[mariel @singleusecupp]

@leilaregister I spent a lot of time with her collected works this year but I never finished the end! I just kept rereading the first two collections and freaking out

[mariel @singleusecupp]

Okay here’s what I’ve got. Taking suggestions