Coldplay Cameramen: “Find me a couple. Mid 50s. White. Holding each other but looking around a bit too much. I want fear and lust in their eyes. Someone who pretends to know the words to the songs but doesn’t. Perfection.”
The plan? Merge two successful companies, HBO and Discovery, into one company called… Max. Change the name and logo four times until everyone is constantly laughing at us. Then, split back into our original two companies so everyone thinks we’re geniuses.