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✨une beauté sans pareille✨

[S @siobhso]

Overly freaked out final boss

[Andrew 🏳️‍🌈 @brit_abroad_]

Hi, @Tesco!

Punctuation is *really* important.

Hire a copywriter.

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

they are but it doesn’t matter

[yafio$o (saalvador) @svvl7vdor]

i don’t understand people who follow big non fashion/lifestyle brands like bro why are you following vaseline on instagram😭

[☢ Artyom ☢ @King_of_Rodents]

@KaiKai2492

[jenny 🪐 @rewnditback]

a book is only allowed to be boring the first 30% of the book, anything past that is just crazy

[Worthless Troll @WorthlessTroll_]

@DaisyFrotting Big T replacing you in the friendship.

[S @siobhso]

@knockupwood 9gag...

[S @siobhso]

@rachelmillman Are we deadass 🥀

[Big Amara @lx_amara]

"Now all has been heard; here is the conclusion of the matter: Fear God and keep his commandments, for this is the duty of all mankind."

- Ecclesiastes 12:13

[brileaux @brileaux]

As somebody with no kids, the “I’m so glad I don’t have kids so I can do what I want 🤪” posts do get a bit old sometimes bc why can’t you just enjoy your child free life without constantly mentioning it

[Melina 🇻🇦 @bioenergeticmel]

This is literally what demons sound like btw

[S @siobhso]

@flying_rodent Ban them all

[Neve 🌷 @naturallyneve]

A book that will transform your life:

[S @siobhso]

@t_xu The quotes are cracking me up, why would you even tweet this knowing all the things you've done 😭

[Isiah Whitlock Jr. @IsiahWhitlockJr]

#280characters? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!

[S @siobhso]

@PapuMorse Hearing this song for the 43rd time in a week against my will:

[S @siobhso]

Hot take: that sausage roll is way too salty to be enjoyable

[YT @tolafolaa]

£1.35 greggs sausage roll? this inflation ting is getting a bit nuts might have to see what i can do about it

[S @siobhso]

@exquisite_hann I'm doing this one toooo ☺️

[S @siobhso]

Cinema so ahh these days I won't be watching any of this 🥀

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

2026, the year of:

• GTA 6
• Narnia
• Dune 3
• Supergirl
• Minions 3
• Wolverine
• Toy Story 5
• The Boys S5
• The Odyssey
• Super Mario Galaxy
• Devil Wears Prada 2
• Avengers Doomsday
• Resident Evil Requiem
• House of the Dragon S3
• Spider-Man Brand New Day

[🅿️ardon Me! @pardonmewithp]

A lot of what y’all are describing “should be the case” is called HEAVEN. If you want a place where nothing ever goes wrong and everything is perfect, go to heaven. Why we don’t have Heaven on earth, you ask? Read the bible. Literally the first chapter tells you why.