Riley

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the existence of Christmas Dubstep is evidence of the demise of our society

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that awkward moment when it begins to look a lot like Christmas

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@Elkatron Yes

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consuming an energy drink knowing full well the anxiety it will bring #vibes

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@novaliiv It gets better

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How many dudes has Meredith Grey engaged in sexual acts with?

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a blustery winter day. An afternoon snack: zoloft, nerd clusters, and a warm Celsius

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@_rachelpostma WE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

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JIMMY SMOKED A 60 DOLLAR CARTRIDGE OF MARIJUANNA WAXEMPTHETAMINES A DAY AND HE WAS HAPPY
DONT YOU WANT TO BE HAPPY

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@benlarnold Triscuits go DUMMY THO

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I'm telling ya standard AA coffee is good but once a week there is a meeting with a MF EXPRESSO MACHINE.... GOING DUMMY

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when did quarters become a rarity
.... jus tryna do laundry

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children don't realize the hardships our generation went through. I had a full time job by the age of 6. 40 hours a week at minimum wage.

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I got a new one here
Live fast
Don't die
The world is better with you in it

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@_rachelpostma Slaying N3WBS

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@Elkatron I <3 BILE

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nothing ruins a family dinner like the mention of student loans :/

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@_rachelpostma !!!!!