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CFC 💙

[Assasino! @sirmegg]

If you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Jensen Huang's second alleged mistress revealed to be Kimberly Powell, Nvidia's vice president of health care.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

😂😂

[Netflix @netflix]

London is calling.

BLUE EYE SAMURAI returns JANUARY 19, 2027.

[Assasino! @sirmegg]

Hii ni ujinga, advice tu za matakataka.

[Abdulahi Adan @AbdulahiAdan10]

Why are me still playing PS at 30 years old?😂

[Nahama Alochi - First of his name @NahamaAlochi]

It has taken me years to finally afford the console, setup and games I've always wanted. Alafu mtu anakuja kuniuliza, "30-year-old unafanya nini na console?"

My friend, I'm living my childhood dream, just with adult money.

Na wacha hiyo PS, hata gaming PC na Nintendo tutanunua so we can game on the move. We didn't work this hard just to afford bills.

[The Freight God aka Bucknasty @joebuck125]

Ever since I learned spiders learn our routines to stay out the way, I be feelin kinda bad when I catch one lackin. Like my bad gang, I’m not usually awake at this hour you’re right. This isn’t a death sentence for you I promise

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

6 ÷ 2 (1 + 2) =

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Wow. 🏆

[joycekuria? @JoyceKuria_42]

Hello, I'm Joyce Kuria. You've doom scrolled your way into my art. Enjoy! 🫶

[Bruce Whey @BWhey69]

Le spermatozoïde d’un Japonais qui cherche l’ovule alors qu’il à fini dans une poupée gonflable

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Albania: Protesters fire streams of firework rockets at riot police in Albania’s capital Tirana.

[DREY🥷🥤 @BabyGucci4L]

If algorithm show you this, you are getting your spark back

[StevieWildcards♠️ @Steviewildcards]

The irony of adulthood is something else.
I’m a grown man. A homeowner. A father. I pay the mortgage, the bills, the taxes. This is MY house.
Yet here I am, sitting at my kitchen table trimming cannabis, watching the clock because I have to make sure everything is cleaned up, put away, and the house doesn’t smell like weed before my kids get home.
Somewhere along the way, I went from being a teenager hiding weed from my parents to being a parent hiding weed from my teenagers.
Full circle.
The funniest part? I’m not even doing anything wrong. I’m a responsible adult, in my own home, doing something perfectly legal.
But apparently, no matter how old you get, there’s always somebody you’re worried about coming home and smelling weed.
🤣🌿

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

FT.

#CFC | #CHETOT

[Assasino! @sirmegg]

@ChelseaFC WTF is wrong with our players? How can we lose against a washed club like spurs? Unacceptable!.

[Assasino! @sirmegg]

@ChelseaFC Pray for spurs

[Assasino! @sirmegg]

@ChelseaFC Where is Jpedro?