Jonathan Mullet

I sleep with my eyes closed and dream with them open.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yeah, @Jack is right

[Jonathan Mullet @SirMullet]

@elonmusk Stop fuckin around, you have more important things to do.

[Jonathan Mullet @SirMullet]

@SenSanders With that money does it secure US jurisdiction over the expanse?

[Jonathan Mullet @SirMullet]

If you haven’t cranked the music and danced like an idiot today... Do yourself a favor.

[Jonathan Mullet @SirMullet]

@pattomasulo Who doesn’t do that?

[Jonathan Mullet @SirMullet]

@PUBG Why do you keep pushing that volcano that is outside the play zone? 🙄

[Jonathan Mullet @SirMullet]

Nobody told me that part of being a parent is constantly being elbowed, punched and kicked in the stomach and below.

[Jonathan Mullet @SirMullet]

There are 6 people under the presidential candidate section on my ballot. Why didn’t I get to hear their voice at the debates? Seems like candidate suppression. #votesuppressor #candidatesuppression #2020Elections #2020Election

[Jonathan Mullet @SirMullet]

When you find yourself celebrating someone having a deadly disease, maybe you should step back and ask yourself if you are really the one in control. #iamashamedforyou

[Jonathan Mullet @SirMullet]

Seeing those vets, crutches, walkers and missing limbs, force themselves to stand for the national anthem, got me.

[Jonathan Mullet @SirMullet]

@The_Mern 53 years ago we wouldn’t have been able to get married? A fight I’m glad we didn’t have to fight, but I’m glad someone did. Just goes to show that we need to continue fighting for equality so our children can grow up in a better place than we were born into. #lovingday

[Jonathan Mullet @SirMullet]

@PUBG_Support Please allow map selection! I’m a father of two, I don’t always have a half hour to kill getting a dinner on Mirimar.

[Archived: Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot @mayorlightfoot]

Question: What does "flatten the curve" mean?

Answer: ⤵️

[Jonathan Mullet @SirMullet]

My two month old is soothed by the repetitive garbage beats of techno music... the story of how I found this out is exhausting. #Dading #parenting #GoodFriday2020 #lockdown

[Jonathan Mullet @SirMullet]

@PUBG_console It seems to work... looking forward to teaming with them

[Jonathan Mullet @SirMullet]

How many things can I fix in a day? Not as many as my kid can break.

[Jonathan Mullet @SirMullet]

@ClashRoyale you guys broke the freeze! I spent more than a year leveling it for the duration and you take it away?!?

[Jonathan Mullet @SirMullet]

So how do people in this area watch the @Buccaneers @NFL

[DIRECTV @DIRECTV]

@SirMullet Hi Jonathan, the league controls rights to broadcast individual games. Click here for more: https://t.co/onin27xaJ8

[Jonathan Mullet @SirMullet]

@DIRECTV Why are the @Buccaneers blacked out in the FL Panhandle, Pensacola, Panama City area? The Fox network is out of Mobile AL and had the Saints on. How can we watch the Bucs? Help!

[Jonathan Mullet @SirMullet]

The kid won’t eat mac and cheese but devours pesto pasta salad...