Pat James

YouTube channel - Sir Patrick Bikes - Englishman and now an honorary Texan. Motorcycles, Moto GP, UFC, cycling and Arsenal.

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@cainsthebest @Aperta They don’t give a monkeys about any of their customers obviously

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Harry Kane needs a hatrick tomorrow! https://t.co/zuToC58azw

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@matthewdmarsden How the local electorate in Makerfield voted Labour after their two tier totalitarian behavior god only knows. They now deserve what they get.

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@BuzzPatterson @JDVance It’s costing them &500m a day. Make the wait another month at least for another meeting

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@matoxley Another unforced error from Bez

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@TeamTrump47 Nope. He’s indirectly doing a huge amount of good. Imagine how much this publicity would cost in European advertising.

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Oh well, Scotland didn’t have quite enough to beat Morocco but they can still go through

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@matoxley In 15ish years all those British Bike companies would be kaput. So sad.

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@TheBritishIntel You’d be welcomed with open arms here in Texas if it gets too much for you in Blighty

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@ListerLawrence Here in Texas the Ford F150 outsells everything

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Good luck to Scotland vs Morocco.
A tough match but you’ve got this!

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@TheBritLad Same reason Kier Starmer is Prime Minister. Turkeys voting for Xmas.

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Originally from London, I’ve lived in Texas for 20 years. All this cool stuff is just normal but the best thing about Texas, is the people! Texans are really lovely people.

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The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

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@Cobratate Yet another bloke having a pop at the white working class.

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@BasilTheGreat They have freedom of speech in Texas.

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@FreddyLA7 Safe travels mate!

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Bloody Hell! What a goal. Messi has still got the magic!

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@FreddyLA7 If you do go in the water stay away from the piers as that’s where the rip tides happen.

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I hope this will be the last year of ‘hydration breaks’ in the World Cup. I get it if it’s hot but many stadiums have A/C or 30secs for a glug of water. It upsets the flow of the game especially if one team is dominating and it all stops for a reset. Ugh.