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chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool n all | simstwt | 🍉🧟

[🙎🏿‍♀️ @taiwo2turnt]

forming deep beautiful friendships even though your African parents want to brain wash you into thinking there are no real friends in life

[c @h0leopard]

it bothers me how much the way you meet someone determines the nature of your relationship

[Jay 🗡️ @Youzansenn]

Talking to your coworker about video games when you’re not a gun and ball gamer feels like a humiliation ritual

[Myrtle Scary Spice @finniethep00h]

oomf at the fagamama 😭

[Ori @sirt1mleton]

?????

[hesosolo @TooooSolow414]

I was smoking with my homeboy last night folks end up beating his 🍆 in front of me ts was kinda akward

[princess @x6769420]

i would totally have a threesome but all the attention has to be on me

[cinny 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @oomfatuated]

picking up someones mannerisms after spending time with them is like a lexical hickey

[Ori @sirt1mleton]

@txt_pengpup girl at the fkatwigs concert tweeting about LI LOCK INNN

[debo @___26solo]

it’s weird with the fashion nowadays where people aren’t as cool as the clothes their wearing

[est.1997 (but spooky) @MOLENAIDE]

“Strict Asian Obama is the Fine Ass Blonde Villain from Rush Hour” I am the only person in my bloodline to speak these words

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

being roommates with my friends is too risky, but different apartments in the same building?? that’s my dream.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[⚘ @l0verp1cs]

Need

[Bigwave 2.0 @BigWave372]

My hamster escaped from prison again.
Had to use the boiled egg tongs to bring the little fugitive back into custody

[a @vestitut]

i need these kinds of bras so much it’s not even funny

[Mac @AuldManMac]

I already know I’m going to be using “dih bih gah” unironically in a week

[evil sinister fucking komodo dragon (bio/paleoomf) @GarlotsBack]

Posts that could only be produced by humans and no other species in the galaxy

[sid @sidcentric]

who tf decided liking stories is flirting

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared