Ekemini

Mans just wanna laugh.

[CG @cgtwts]

All those years of refusing to learn excel and PowerPoint is about to pay off

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

im never deleting this app LMAOOO

[MVR💔😈 @BIG_MVR]

Na him guy wey dey him back dey crack me up😭😂

[sereens💋 @pimpmommy444]

your mates are detecting bombs and cocaine you’re busy sniffing yam. nonsense dog

[Jhay_ @Jhay__01]

We must not loose any game for the rest of the season man😭😭😭😭

[Wittig Lyon @ibn_wittig]

I was so close to a primary school mate. We lost contact and 16yrs later someone created a group and added us. I asked if she was there and someone tagged her.

I screamed 'Hi Aminnaaa'

She asked who? I sent my name and a picture She said 'Oh'

Nothing else

Na once my body calm

[Proton @Protonishere]

He wan collect the clock 😂

[Chioma @Merchimaaa]

Make HR sef observe the lifestyle

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

Calling a Nigerian man like me “Unc” to make me feel old is wild.
Of course I’m your uncle. You think I’m your mate?

[sammy 🦅 @sammyloveyall]

All this small small boys play ball hit my window I seize the ball,they buy another one instantly Omo I wan mad 😭.

[Zito @_Zeets]

They were cooking the books while Arsene Wenger had to play Emmanuel Frimpong in midfield. No punishment can take away the pain.

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

the type of bs that be happening in art class when you go borrow a duster

[David @Apollos_shorts]

You can't steal a load of ingredients from the supermarket and your justification of it be 'but look at the lovely cake I made'. That's not how it works I'm afraid.

[©️ @NoGinNoJuice]

The invoice wey make you tweet this thing I rebuke it for me, my friends and well wishers

[K.O.B ™ @omoteejojo]

Before you do any exercise, you go first exercise patience.

[(Sha)²nk @5ha5hank_08]

this is frying me yo 😭😭😭😭

[Abū Lūț @lifeofmustapha]

The funniest thing happened tonight.

I entered a ‘korope’ going to Lekki 1 but the passengers looked sus to me, so I sat at the edge, by the door like the conductor 😭

Then the driver stopped at a bustop to pick another suspicious looking young man, so I hopped out for the young man to get in…

Now, the young man is looking at me while looking at the other sus passengers, said “una be thief”, and ran off 😂

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Business owners are God’s strongest soldiers mehn😭😭 How do you even handle this?😭

[sobho @SoupLorrd]

Skit or no skit, these nigas really did that 😭

[iyì @fauxtobii]

Mistakenly gave some dude wrong directions then ran after him to correct myself when I figured it out. Only for him to say “don’t know if I can trust you now”