Leo Fusco

Playwright, comedian, nutcase. ¡Matadoras!

[Leo Fusco @sisedesnonis]

Y‘all gone on Valentine‘s hikes and what-not, Philipp and I were in bed by 9 and I had a towel around my head because I washed my hair with vinegar to remove the product buildup resulting from all my jobs on movie sets. #ValentinesDay2023 #CoupleGoals #TrueLoveDay

[Leo Fusco @sisedesnonis]

Dear #screenwriters around the world, your „boiling hot summer nights“ are almost exclusively shot in winter.
With sincere hatred,
#actors and #extras

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I have let my boyfriend convince me that I “cannot spend €60 ironically,“ and now I am left with no dress-to-impress for the dress-to-impress party that I have organised.

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I have been looking for a movie to watch for forty-five minutes since I have put the chicken wings in the oven five minutes ago.

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I hate it when I am googling “how long does it take to exsanguinate an adult male?” and my phone suddenly dies on me. #writerslife

[Berliner Ensemble @blnensemble]

nächste Spielzeit im Neuen Haus: "Die Netzwelt" von Jennifer Haley! #BEnetzwelt

[Leo Fusco @sisedesnonis]

I watched it at The Duke of York Theatre in February 2015 and I am taking my partner to see it here in Berlin this Saturday. I re-read the script today in preparation. @jenhaley1000 is one of the great writers of our time. Everyone in Berlin: DO. NOT. MISS THIS.

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I am „I‘m getting a stomachache at the sole thought of a boozy brunch“ years old.

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I can’t believe my stupid boyfriend is in quarantine and now I have to go to the supermarket like a PEASANT.

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Hey screaming child next door, I do feel you but also I will strangle you.

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Have you ever asked yourself, are you having a bad day, or are you having a bad life

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@JamesAcaster

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GOOD MORNING ☀️☀️☀️☀️

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Because we are not slaves to #heteronormativity, I was fixing some lamps in the house while my boyfriend went food shopping, and now we have no electricity and tonight we are having Döner.

[Leo Fusco @sisedesnonis]

@matthaig1 is the best #writer out there.
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

[Leo Fusco @sisedesnonis]

I'm framing this.

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„That doesn’t sound sustainable.“

„Our friend went on a four hours walk yesterday, to resolve her conflict. Nobody has four hours worth of plates.“

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„I find it really bizarre and a bit ridiculous that you Germans go on walks together to handle conflicts.“

„Why, how do you handle conflicts in Italy?“

„We throw plates at each other!“

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My boyfriend just sent me, a stand-up comedian, a link for improv. So now I have to break up with him.

[Leo Fusco @sisedesnonis]

People tell me I should not have such high expectations of others, but others have ridiculously high expectations of me, like for example every day I’m not supposed to kill anybody