J.M. Sisk

Barfing words into your mind since 1975.

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I don’t know if what Tucker and Marjorie are experiencing is “woke,” but at minimum it feels like they are having an awakening.

Also, both of them are clearly smart enough to have known better and taken the high road long before DJT was a lame duck. Weasels.

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hey America
ain’t no way out of this shit
but some due process

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hey America
prez prolly shits self daily
that’s what we’re doing 🇺🇸

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hey America
there is a madman on board
he is the captain. 🤠

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hey America
sad fact: we picked the wrong guy
(your mom did that too)

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lindsey graham is weird
probably in the pee tape
bad for the country

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okay, more haikus
best part of USA pride
small, like Japan. (boom)

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Can @DaveChappelle please be the second black President?

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My objectives as a present-day band leader would be to be all the best parts of John Cougar and James Brown.

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STOP SHOOTING AMERICANS, YOU FUCKING FASCIST PIGS.

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I'm angry. At levels we've never seen before.

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Update: no one answered. The answer is: "Merrick Garland."

Who, by the way, should have RELEASED THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES A LONG TIME AGO.

Sorry. Uh...back to decorum.

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How is it that even though he voted “no” on Hegseth, Mitch McConnell still is the worst character in the equation?

(There is a real answer.)

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That was April, motherfuckers. You have three more years of this shit. Dream a new dawn.

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“And lo, on the 34th day, the Hero and his little chuckle-nuts buddies Did Establish the Holy Gulags. The purges forthwith were swift and very due process, no problems. America: Great Again!”

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If I am screaming aloud, it is mainly because I am "advanced middle age" and nobody has fucking figured out how to run the country in a way that I wouldn't be like Jimmy Fallon's computer fixer guy yelling "MOVE!" all over these imbecilic fuckwads if I ran the zoo. (But nope.)

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Trump America!
Let’s keep it going, OK?
Stay pitiful, fools

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@GregAbbott_TX You should be way less of a butthole.

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@WhiteHouse Unfortunately, that sucks.

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Hey, five syllables.
Oh, wait? is this one seven?
Haiku is over.

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I still feel this way.

If you saw Jan6 as a justifiable action by “patriots,” you and I cannot reconcile as friends, or maybe even countrymen.

I remain a patriot. You have succumbed to the convenience of the moment.

Your cult is a lie.

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This is all a farce.

Millions of people saw a violent insurrection of the country as “ok” and now cast their ballots for this tyrant. By the laws of our system he should literally have zero votes.

Citizens, few. A pathetic lot.

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With liberty and justice for all. Unless, apparently, you are accused of being…whatever is displeasing Stephen Miller at the moment. Resist the fascist state.