Jason Funderburker

he’s our frog.

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@_azsthetics @StubHub Yeah bought tickets from them, drove two hours to the venue, just to find out the musical had been cancelled months ago and they never told me. And they continue to deny it was ever cancelled even with evidence from the venue itself and won’t refund me.

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@easteregg316 @genosbest Same! Thankfully I live within two hours of Miami and Tampa so I’m going to try to make most of the games!

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@ganseyyiii Or Shane could be like my little autistic ass and had panic attacks in kindergarten because his lowercase L wasn’t straight like the worksheet and the teacher wouldn’t give me another sheet or an eraser, until my mom stepped in. My handwriting is legible but not pretty lol

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@croptopfae People do this all the time at my job to the point I think they’re actually going to break down the door! Like it’s so easy to tell it’s locked, there’s no need to be doing all that!

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@miyawakissme Exact same thing happened at my old job. Teacher told me this one little girl had never spoken a word to her, but after five minutes of being in the room, she was speaking full sentences to me. I was just like hm maybe try even a little.

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@diazettes I had a three year old in my class who thought her moms name was sunshine because that’s what her dad called her 🥺

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@diazettes I also think he masks a bit while he’s playing hockey though, like I work with babies and most of the time if they’re all screaming at once I can tune it out because I mask at work, but some days suddenly I’m hearing it all at once and it’s too loud

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@dprkives Eklund

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@briedidntask Said this to my husband last night that I like the sharks because they remind me of the centaurs and he said well why don’t you root for the centaurs and I said BECAUSE THEYRE FICTIONAL

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@TheatreofZen @nbcsnl During the gentleman’s code sketch, I literally said put him in an Austen adaptation, he knows how to do quiet yearning so well, I just needed proof of the accent and he of course delivered

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@rozanovpilled They really didn’t know what to do with him, that’s why the stripper sketch was the best of the night because it was originally his bit and they just had to react. I had such high hopes because usually if the host will go all out they will too but that didn’t happen here.

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@ilyasroza I can try to explain it as an autistic person like when someone says “they wear their heart on their sleeve” I instantly imagine someone wearing a heart patch on a shirtsleeve even though I know what it is supposed to mean so I just avoid using them because they don’t make sense

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@vanillacupckake @jocelynebenezra https://t.co/QFuKp2jRBJ sorry had to take my dog to the vet

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@Iheartmotu @jocelynebenezra https://t.co/QFuKp2jRBJ

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@CeolaireGaeil @diazettes My husband forgot the word for singer once and just kept saying “they’re seeing an entertainer at the casino” and I was convinced his parents were going to a burlesque show lol

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@hajinights Literally taking a break from reading it right now lmao

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@conbrinas “Never been famous” but was the only actor I knew from his other stuff.

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@conbrinas It’s so funny because literally who hasn’t been into an actor much older than themselves? Like Connor out here living our dreams lol

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@LaNoireDe I will say it does make sense for him to randomly forget some words like my husband has been speaking English as his main language for nearly 30 years and when he translates something from his family he’ll forget the English word. Once he forgot the word for singer 🤷🏻‍♀️