Si Tapson

Former child. Energetic nihilist. I am brain, brain is me.

[Si Tapson @sitapson]

"...life is just, kind of a scam when you think about it."

[Si Tapson @sitapson]

You will find answers precisely where you look for them.

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@SmashburgerUK That it then?

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@SmashburgerUK so what happened to your fries then? They're awful now.

[Si Tapson @sitapson]

@SmashburgerUK Your fries used to be delicious. You changed your recipe and now they're disgusting. I spoke to the staff about it and they all agree and have apparently put a petition together to bring the old fries back. It's a shame because the classic triple is the best burger anywhere.

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@harry4_ That's weird, my blue french fries have socks on them.

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@RevolutApp Nothing, a Monzo account is free.

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@ilovefluffy @harry4_ Canny

[Si Tapson @sitapson]

This is the death of hope
- Homer J Simpson

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@Port3M5 I do.

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@Port3M5 Do I?

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@andytait https://t.co/WEqxveLQqU

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So when you’re asked to fight a war that’s over nothing
It’s best to join the side that’s gonna win

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So this is a thing. Congrats world.

https://t.co/shkIherTmV

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Keep in mind that a man's just as good as his word, it takes twice as long to build bridges you've burned and there's hurt you can cause time alone can not heal. @TTChilders

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I found a cloud

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My neck aches from laughing https://t.co/UFndIni5DO @floppykat

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#noincrements @martin_g6

[Si Tapson @sitapson]

We won't change our ways, we will proud remain when the glory fades.