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standin on a corner, suitcase in my hand

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#Meirl

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@PFTCommenter New chant idea for when Pulisic isn’t starting and we need him off the bench.

“Aye we want some Puuu-lisic” 👀 #seewhatididthere#2livecrew#USA

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Tessa claims it’s chocolate on her britches but refuses to shows me the stain 👀 #iwanttobelieve 🛸

[rocky @WAYSTIAR]

KENDRICK GOT SAMUEL L JACKSON DRESSED AS UNCLE SAM TO OPEN THE SHOW?????

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Do you think Drake is watching?

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

Dogs adore her. Defenders fear her. And we couldn't possibly love her more than we already do. 🫶🇺🇸

Celebrating 100 caps for @roselavelle tonight in Louisville!

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Welcome to the world Isabella.

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Oh my word

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

UNITED HAVE DONE IT!!! 🏆

#MUFC || #FACupFinal

[XBOX @XBOX]

An Xbox with an X-Gene?!

Follow & RT with #Xbox97Sweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & controller combo, plus an extra controller, inspired by Marvel Animation’s #XMen97, now streaming on @DisneyPlus.

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[Manchester United Die Hard Fans @DieHardUtdFans]

Chelsea's man of the match

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Chelsea's man of the match

[is that u god? OUT NOW @davewillchris]

NEW VIDEO for GET BY produced by @shyexclamation3
https://t.co/R7HObrGbTs

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Super Bowl Sunday

[SitdownJesus @sitdownjesus]

@TyrellMalaciia @ManUtd Get well soon my dude! Speedy recovery. #MUFC#DUTCH#RedDevil

[is that u god? OUT NOW @davewillchris]

NOW. okay. thanks. love u. bye.

prod by: ⁦@ohhiitsshy⁩ and me
co-prod by: ⁦@theforealgoat⁩
mixed and mastered by: ⁦@kmartjohnmayer⁩

thx 2 ⁦@fromjaswithluv⁩ ⁦@allenvice4ever⁩ ⁦@kianadelmusic⁩ ⁦@hendothehoudini⁩ https://t.co/s0ltbzHS4u

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produced by @ohhiitsshy and me.

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@_adofo__69 Community shield *

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Game 7 mood

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@PardonMyTake My girlfriend said “ he looks like a sumo wrestler.” Boom roasted boi @PardonMyTake

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10-2 boyyos nice way to start the session! #bicyclekicks #immaclipthat #MasterSplinter